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Political guilt by association logic speedrun

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Plenty of pundents and popular leftist personalities have said those things. But politicians currently in office don’t need to explicitly say thing th...

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political line-drawing with mixed metaphors and zero actual stakes

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That's a red line if you don't win inside the party, and it's a hot red line if you're aligning with the other party against the majority of your own.

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media literacy complaint with zero specificity or punchline

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To be fair we aren't being marketed those conflicts the same way we are with this one we aren't being told the way these conflicts are being dealt wit...

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political word salad with a side of baseless accusations

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>The right creates space? They created space for Trump. At the time of Cheney Bush was president so there was no need to compromise. When compromi...

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Pedantic gun debate bro discovers context matters

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You are effectively reducing a very complex scale of aggression and fear down to "physical" and "non-physical", which is absurd. Why is that the imp...

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self-defense escalation fantasy disguised as hypothetical

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What about a smaller weaker person slapping a much stronger bigger person - do you get to punch them hard enough to break their jaw and/or eye socket/...

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actually it says right here we're NOT murdering anyone

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I don't see where you've contradicted anything in the post, which certainly doesn't advocate murdering a knife-wielder.

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Actually knows what UCMJ is, still makes obvious point

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Murder is illegal in the military… Google “UCMJ” 🤷🏻‍♂️

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castle doctrine speedrun any% glitchless

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Anybody that walks in my house risks forfeiting their life if I claim they broke in?

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Actually, let me explain proportionality via hypothetical murder scenarios

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In example 2, however, shooting at the trespassers could be the proportional thing to do. A group of people is attacking a single person with weapons,...

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Legal defense 101: reasonable person does reasonable things, film at 11

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The standard would be what a reasonable person would do in the same situation. It's not based on perfect information, it's based on available informat...

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actually bro just watch HBO for legal education

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They already have that power. The DA’s office decides, based on evidence by law enforcement, whether to pursue a case or not. Go and watch The Wire ...

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touching grass between groupthink takes

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Some circles are different others. Go into a more groupthink-oriented leftist sub and say "I'm strongly pro-palestine but I think it hurts the cause w...

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philosophical self-defense circular logic goes brrr

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If there are fringe cases where proportionality makes sense, then technically *all* cases of self-defence should be evaluated with proportionality in ...

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slippery slope strawman goes brrr

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So you’re saying that vigilante justice in the form of executing car thieves should be completely legal and justified?

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moderate voters don't real, only base mobilization matters

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Catering towards moderate Republicans is how Democrats keep losing elections. I think there‘s this misconception that with shifting results there‘s th...

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ackshuually you're in an echo chamber, let me lecture you

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You'd be very very very wrong to think that. And based on your mention of the Nakba, I'm going to assume you aren't fully informed on the history, eit...

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false equivalence bingo: whataboutism edition

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There are over 50 Muslim countries in the world. And a Jewish state does not mean an ethnic state. 20% of the population are Arab Israelis who serve ...

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guy describes trespassing as fine then accuses homeowner of murder logic

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Just as a note which may slightly alter your view here. The teens in your first example aren't trespassing. They have not been asked to leave or jumpe...

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parking lot gunfight: a logical slippery slope

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So if I furiously yell at you because you parked in my spot, you should be allowed to shoot me with a shotgun, because I'm "an aggressor who initiated...

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both sides bad, liberals dumb, conservatives also dumb, trust me bro

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And yet they’ll endlessly argue with you that their next candidate for Congress or the Presidency is going to be the one to bring the change that they...

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prosecutorial discretion: the most boring take ever written

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There are many cases where the police and or prosecuting attorney would see the evidence and determine that it's not a case worth pursuing in the firs...

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uno reverse card gets reversed, philosophical stalemate ensues

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>This, like all posts that complain about purity testing, is itself a form of purity testing. I don't think this type of comparison is reasonable...

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concerned redditor discovers checks and balances, more at 11

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Giving the police that power seems quite an oversight given their regular abuses of power in modern society.

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guy hasn't seen the thing but has thoughts anyway

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I think they are talking much more about progressive and left of that. I haven’t seen what they’re talking about much in the establishment dems or mod...

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Moral absolutist discovers curb stomping bad, declares victory

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You think overwhelming displays of violence in response to minor offenses isn’t an objectively bad thing? You can quit with the moral relativism… the...

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skin picking > smoking addiction, apparently

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Oh I know that’s why I put that caveat 🤣🤣 it’s terrible but the skin picking was more of a mental task to overcome than the smoking funny enough

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profound observation: things go up then down, more at 11

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Like with anyone who seems undefeatable, it's inevitable right up until it isn't. I think he will look invincible right up til it comes crashing down.

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financial advice from someone who wants to watch money rot

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>Set a date This is overcomplicating things. Just say you will pay when you have seen the bills; if you don't get the bills, then you don't pay. W...

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novice tenant discovers billing statements exist, achieves enlightenment

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But it sounds like there hasn’t been a pattern of normal cost set in this situation. It’s one thing if it was a set cost for something to see only las...

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rich man sad, therefore justice served

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He may be rich and powerful and that is unjust but take solace in the fact that he's a miserable man. Obviously we don't know for sure but no one in ...

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guy discovers invoices, considers it peak maturity

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I haven't had a roommate since college, but every roommate I had in college was adult enough to send the invoice to everyone and ask for their share.

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poll mentions political fracturing with zero irony or self-awareness

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Maybe. The latest (I think Gallup) poll showed a 7 point drop in Republican support. That’s a big deal if his own base is fracturing.

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roommate financial literacy 101: show receipts or gtfo

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Right, good point. OP should not be paying late charges that roommate incurred because they would not disclose actual bill to OP. OP should not only s...

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political tribalism speedrun: infighting to party loyalty any%

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This sort of thing happens in off election years. They'll infight now and get mad about groypers but then come next year they'll lineup to vote for an...

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groundbreaking: boredom leads to living, not dying

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Bored people generally find ways to entertain themselves, not die

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Lo'ak deserves patricide, apparently

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Jake is really awful in this movie. When Lo'ak accidentally initiated a series of events that killed his brother, Jake tells Lo'ak "You've done enough...

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avatar is just dances with wolves but make it blue

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Lol I just saw this comment.  Will delete mine.  Avatar is just dances with wolves 3.  Dances with wolves 2 was the last samurai

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armchair psychologist predicts inceldom via vibe check

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Anyone who typed this out and being so self-congratulatory over it probably would become an incel down the line.

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armchair psychology blames Jake's parenting on comic deaths nobody asked for

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Jake most likely hates Lo'ak because he reminds him of himself, especially how he used to be. Jake clearly favors Neteyam, and plays favorites. You se...

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boomer discovers correlation isn't causation, still mad anyway

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It always would have expanded with the greater availability and affordability of computers… social media isnt a demon created solely by smartphones it...

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guy discovers people have hobbies, finds it embarrassing

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The entire "reddit as a personality" instead of just "a site I go to" is *incredibly* embarrassing heh.

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redditors jerking each other off over performative vulnerability

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Yeah and dudes were all over the place thanking them for their bravery for sharing and shit like that.

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vague concern about something we'll never know

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The second one is embarrassing. The first though….i don’t think that quite covers it.

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mid sequel critique with grammatical casualties

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I don't really understand Jake's disdain for his own son. And why is he so afraid of everything when he was fearless & courageous in the first instalm...

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broke person energy masquerading as wealth wisdom with a shrug emoji

I'll say it again, nothing's off the menu if you have enough money!🤷🏻

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paradox speedrun: hate humanity, love humans (emotional speedrun any%)

You are a kind of misanthrope who dislikes people in the abstract but likes actual people and a kind of humanist who likes people in the abstract but ...

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guy asks for proof, discovers burden of proof exists

Some proof would be nice. Otherwise it’s just claims.

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nostalgia for when predators were actually disqualifying, apparently

and old enough to remember when raping children was a dealbreaker in politics.

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