Political guilt by association logic speedrun
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Plenty of pundents and popular leftist personalities have said those things. But politicians currently in office don’t need to explicitly say thing th...
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Actually knows what UCMJ is, still makes obvious point
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Murder is illegal in the military… Google “UCMJ” 🤷🏻♂️
bro just wants his post immortalized in the sticky zone
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Sticky that shit, bro.
subreddit citation as a personality trait
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r/norwegiansarebirds
divorce arc speedrun: learns control issues through mediator wisdom
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Thank you. The lawyers didn’t get into this stuff too much, mostly just pointed to a mediator. You’re right. I guess I have been trying to control the...
me too thanks
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That was my first thought
concerned redditor prescribes therapy like it's advil
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Yeah, you’re obsessing about the renovations because they’re the only thing in your control… we know… Therapy, dude. Like yesterday. Or a trusted, c...
boomer admits to spell-check dependency while reminiscing
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LOL We are old, we already can't hear well. AND we were having a deep conversation on the various tv shows of our youth. Did you have to look that ...
skin picking > smoking addiction, apparently
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Oh I know that’s why I put that caveat 🤣🤣 it’s terrible but the skin picking was more of a mental task to overcome than the smoking funny enough
whispering gratitude to automod while checking over shoulder
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Don't say it out loud but... automod has saved me a lot too!! (the automod gods might hear and get a big head)
rich man sad, therefore justice served
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He may be rich and powerful and that is unjust but take solace in the fact that he's a miserable man. Obviously we don't know for sure but no one in ...
guy discovers invoices, considers it peak maturity
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I haven't had a roommate since college, but every roommate I had in college was adult enough to send the invoice to everyone and ask for their share.
roommate financial literacy 101: show receipts or gtfo
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Right, good point. OP should not be paying late charges that roommate incurred because they would not disclose actual bill to OP. OP should not only s...
Honest advice wrapped in passive-aggressive restraint
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Close, but don't lie. There's simply no need.
groundbreaking: boredom leads to living, not dying
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Bored people generally find ways to entertain themselves, not die
seltzer water colonoscopy disaster: the toilet fizzed
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The only discomfort is the prep lol. Protip and I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH: When you hit the stage of "only water" in your colonoscopy prep, THIS DO...
agrees with nothing, explains less
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Exactly the reason.
genuinely asks clarifying question about abuse dynamics
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I am not disagreeing, I just want to know more about the spousal abuse and couple’s counselor part. Is it because the abuser will manipulate the powe...
vague concern about something we'll never know
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The second one is embarrassing. The first though….i don’t think that quite covers it.
wholesome dad milestone, zero slop detected
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Congrats to your dad for being cancer free for 20 years!
mid sequel critique with grammatical casualties
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I don't really understand Jake's disdain for his own son. And why is he so afraid of everything when he was fearless & courageous in the first instalm...
vague nostalgia about someone's interviews nobody asked for
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Lol yes that was one of them. He actually did a couple interviews if I remember correctly. It’s funny they all take him serious about it too.
gratitude journaling meets self-help fever dream, inexplicably sincere
guy discovers humility, posts about it like it's breaking news
One of my strongest moral intuitions is that you should not believe you are better than anyone else
vague praise with zero context, peak internet discourse
These are great!
haha. just haha. nothing more, nothing less
Hahaha
crypto bro daydreams about wine o'clock transactions
You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees
casual goodbye with suspicious 3-week gap raises questions
That was fun. See you in 3 weeks
garfield energy: hates mondays but learns better on them anyway
I learn better with Mondays style
just a snack bro, nothing to see here
Nut bar
rolling eyes at capitalism, very groundbreaking
Publishing company 🙄
forgot this existed and so should you
Cool forgot I had that one
guy discovers 100yo transit term, acts like he found atlantis
Didn't know the term straphanger until now.
man goes to water, more at 11
I’m in the water
man discovers capitalization and enthusiasm, documents it
I’m just WILD
guy declares emotional stability to absolutely no one
I’m not unhinged or unhappy
astrology thirst trap but make it vague and unhinged
My moon’s in Leo
astrology pickup line that died in 2003
What’s your sign?
vague travel vlog energy, Ethan forgot to write the rest
In ORGIVA with Ethan
finding it in a hedge: the bar is subterranean
Beats finding it in a hedge.
man really said 'i love examples' and called it content
I love the examples of expected output
just hahaha, no thoughts head empty
Hahaha
meta commentary on embarrassment without the actual embarrassment
The secondhand embarrassment is real on this one.
god's customer service rejected this, gosh approved it anyway
Not GOD, gosh is ok. 😎
family ocean bracelet moment: peak suburban wholesomeness
We have 3 different bracelets, son has whale, daughter has dolphin and i have shark :-) It's a great idea :-)
guy discovers viral content exists, very excited about it
Wow. This is actually a really good and potentially viral idea. Haha
three words, infinite disappointment
onlyfans?
breaking: nothing happens, unemployed people still unemployed
Big news for the unemployed
boomer proverb energy, zero slop detected
in for a penny in for a pound