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both sides r bad actually no wait ACTUALLY one side is worse and here's why

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Stephen Miller got doxed on all those straight up Nazi forums and writing Nazi fan fic. The books about our president saying the N word. The multip...

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political word salad with a side of baseless accusations

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>The right creates space? They created space for Trump. At the time of Cheney Bush was president so there was no need to compromise. When compromi...

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Pedantic gun debate bro discovers context matters

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You are effectively reducing a very complex scale of aggression and fear down to "physical" and "non-physical", which is absurd. Why is that the imp...

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self-defense escalation fantasy disguised as hypothetical

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What about a smaller weaker person slapping a much stronger bigger person - do you get to punch them hard enough to break their jaw and/or eye socket/...

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slippery slope strawman goes brrr

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So you’re saying that vigilante justice in the form of executing car thieves should be completely legal and justified?

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moderate voters don't real, only base mobilization matters

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Catering towards moderate Republicans is how Democrats keep losing elections. I think there‘s this misconception that with shifting results there‘s th...

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ackshuually you're in an echo chamber, let me lecture you

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You'd be very very very wrong to think that. And based on your mention of the Nakba, I'm going to assume you aren't fully informed on the history, eit...

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guy describes trespassing as fine then accuses homeowner of murder logic

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Just as a note which may slightly alter your view here. The teens in your first example aren't trespassing. They have not been asked to leave or jumpe...

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parking lot gunfight: a logical slippery slope

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So if I furiously yell at you because you parked in my spot, you should be allowed to shoot me with a shotgun, because I'm "an aggressor who initiated...

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both sides bad, liberals dumb, conservatives also dumb, trust me bro

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And yet they’ll endlessly argue with you that their next candidate for Congress or the Presidency is going to be the one to bring the change that they...

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Moral absolutist discovers curb stomping bad, declares victory

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You think overwhelming displays of violence in response to minor offenses isn’t an objectively bad thing? You can quit with the moral relativism… the...

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political tribalism speedrun: infighting to party loyalty any%

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This sort of thing happens in off election years. They'll infight now and get mad about groypers but then come next year they'll lineup to vote for an...

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Reddit's couples therapy cure-all nearly kills abuse victims

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It happens all the time still in smaller ways. Go on the wrong subreddit asking if telltale signs of abuse are abuse and you'll get told they are the ...

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armchair psychologist predicts inceldom via vibe check

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Anyone who typed this out and being so self-congratulatory over it probably would become an incel down the line.

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philosophical grifter fanfic with no subject matter

Do you think she honestly believes the lies she tells or is it just a job for her & she doesn’t believe a word she utters?

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boomer Facebook post invoking God against society's vague spiritual illness

Sick people everywhere! Sick in mind, heart and soul! Sick in actions and ideas! God save us from all their bad!

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Angry boomer discovers caps lock and ancestral shame

Get off yer knees ya pathetic bootlicking clown. Honour yer ancestors

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Karen escalates dress code grievance to UN-level formality review

I’m beyond livid. I will be requesting a full review of acceptable attire to public events.

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parking strategy built on spite and ableist energy

Parking in the kiddie or spastic spaces at the big Tesco so the council house people don't open their motability door on your car

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medical violence fantasy but make it cursed

She requires an enema followed up quickly by a frontal labotomy.

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sigma grindset energy meets delusion in two sentences

Toxic masculinity keeps the world going. Real women love it.

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political ennui meets vague nostalgia, zero specifics included

I really don't care what these people think of me anymore. I just want my country back.

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someone's having a normal one

You're really obnoxious. I’m not going to talk to you

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misogynistic fever dream ft. spelling errors and zero self-awareness

How long until these hoes go away and stop poluting weak women's minds?

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edgy nostalgia for misogyny, zero self-awareness

Remember when woman used to get stoned in the street for stuff like this

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musk bad, platform worse, logic nonexistent

like for the nazi and rape stuff.. kinda like x since musk took over

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bathroom advice nobody asked for delivered with zero chill

Know you don't wipe your ass properly with those doo doo scoops.

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peak media diet cope: found the one true news™️ everyone else lying

I only ever watch @GBNEWS nowadays because at least you know you will get truthful non biased news. All the other channels have an agenda.

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dehumanizing discount shoppers for sport, very normal take

Like a pack of animals for 30p off something they’d never buy anyway

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crayons go brrr: dismissive rant meets elementary school insult

Better than getting upset or even worse trying to debate them. Not worth the oxygen or crayons 🖍️

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Jaded take: nice people are secretly demons, source: trust me bro

The ‘I’m the nicest most wholesome person in the world’ PR is just exhausting. Nobody’s that nice and anyone pretending to be is probably absolutely v...

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skin crawling complaint with zero context or justification

You literally make my skin crawl

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Unhinged money rant casually diagnoses billionaires as psychopaths

I've absolutely no interest in hoarding a massive amount of money, it seems only psychopaths do. Yes they do all seem like losers, you think Wibbs liv...

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contraception requirements meet STI screening: peak dating advice

Long as your tubes tied and that STD test comes back negative

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toxic insecurity disguised as roast attempt, grammar error included free

No one thinks you're attractive... The mirror is lying to you. To bad your mother wasn't a lesbian. Could've saved the birth for someone that mattered...

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touching grass speedrun: any% (failed)

You are extremely wrong. I’m a lesbian I only date high femmes and a lot of us do so you’re about like 30 years behind with this stupid homophobic pos...

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Andrew hits rock bottom, discovers the real filth beneath

Yep It’s a deep perverted well. Andrew has just risen to the top as pond scum -the real filth layer is down deep

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Wedge metaphor panic posting about digital ID

It's the thin edge of a big, fat, wedge. Now ban Digital ID

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man yells at cloud (but it's twitter)

Exactly. Fucking twitter... Fucking whores. God damnit

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plastic surgery budget could feed a state, apparently

The amount of $ spent on their collective plastic surgeries would fund an entire state’s Snap benefits.

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plastic surgery bad, poor people worse, math optional

The amount of $ spent on their collective plastic surgeries would fund an entire state’s Snap benefits.

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