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both sides bad, liberals dumb, conservatives also dumb, trust me bro

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And yet they’ll endlessly argue with you that their next candidate for Congress or the Presidency is going to be the one to bring the change that they...

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financial advice from someone who wants to watch money rot

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>Set a date This is overcomplicating things. Just say you will pay when you have seen the bills; if you don't get the bills, then you don't pay. W...

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political tribalism speedrun: infighting to party loyalty any%

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This sort of thing happens in off election years. They'll infight now and get mad about groypers but then come next year they'll lineup to vote for an...

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crying emoji energy meets zero substance

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this has got to be the dumbest thing i've ever read lol. wtf 😭😭

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redditors jerking each other off over performative vulnerability

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Yeah and dudes were all over the place thanking them for their bravery for sharing and shit like that.

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RIP to a sole shoe, truly a tragedy for the feet

This is another horrific tragedy. R I P you beautiful sole.

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broke person energy masquerading as wealth wisdom with a shrug emoji

I'll say it again, nothing's off the menu if you have enough money!🤷🏻

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nostalgia for when predators were actually disqualifying, apparently

and old enough to remember when raping children was a dealbreaker in politics.

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social media anxiety wrapped in a hypothetical nobody asked for

what if I have more followers than them?

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fool me once, shame on poke bowl. fool me 8 times, shame on my colon

8 times I got a poke bowl from this food truck on campus and 8 times I got diarrhea

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theological loophole energy: god's silent consent doctrine

She didn’t mention anal, so I guess that’s Ok with God?

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capitalism speedrun: replace Jesus with Elon, poverty with bags

Jesus said, “Sell your possessions and give to the poor.” They say, “Invest in crypto and give to the megachurch.”

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mommy's boy can't adulting, more at 11

Just because he couldn't go back to mommy for lunch and had to learn how to make his own bed.

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Elvis citation goes hard in the paint, context goes nowhere fast

As Elvis sang: "In the ghettoooooooo ..."

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bird trauma speedrun to sexuality discovery (any% route)

A Bird Hit My Window and Now I'm a Lesbian

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carnivore arc speedrun: from gym bro to apex predator

He went from beating his meat to eating their meat.

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accidental thirst trap apology tour ft. badonkahonkers

it wasn't even supposed to be a awoooga look at my badonkahonkers post 😭😭😭 i just didn't like how the rest of me looked today 😂

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dating app existential crisis disguised as tech support

All that practice, and here you are… still single? Must be a glitch

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parking strategy built on spite and ableist energy

Parking in the kiddie or spastic spaces at the big Tesco so the council house people don't open their motability door on your car

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medical violence fantasy but make it cursed

She requires an enema followed up quickly by a frontal labotomy.

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someone's having a normal one

You're really obnoxious. I’m not going to talk to you

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astronomical objectification disguised as posture critique

I think the new girl has Katy beat in the posture dept, Katy over here wanting to be an astronaut but the new girl fully presenting the moon for obser...

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two people, one login, infinite relationship damage incoming

Shared login: One account. Two disasters.

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Stack Overflow's edgelord cousin nobody asked for

🧷 What is ShitOverflow? The platform for all the stuff that doesn’t belong anywhere — not even on GutterHub.

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seasonal mental illness drops hit different 💀

Yay! Another "under diagnosed" mental illness, just in time for Xmas too! 😅

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edgy nostalgia for misogyny, zero self-awareness

Remember when woman used to get stoned in the street for stuff like this

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guy wants authenticity in the worst possible way

Man we need to bring back REAL WHORES this is too performative for me

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musk bad, platform worse, logic nonexistent

like for the nazi and rape stuff.. kinda like x since musk took over

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imaginary imageboards in a fever dream about sewage

shit overflow could be the 8chan to gutterhubs 4chan

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horny valentine's day objectification with emoji seasoning

She’s gonna make someone the best Valentines 💝 present known to Man…🥵🌹

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bathroom advice nobody asked for delivered with zero chill

Know you don't wipe your ass properly with those doo doo scoops.

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dual orgasm facial appreciation post nobody asked for

That has to be one of the strangest double climax faces photo's 🤭😆

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raccoon icon audit goes sideways, someone needs a break

and the racoon icon looks like a racoon with a dildo

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man discovers icon exists, finds it mildly perplexing

theres a dumpster fire icon but its a bit confusing

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guy takes 30g of weakness, becomes push-up machine for 3 years

i did a heroic dose once in the morning on a empty stomach, 30 grams.. it reflected my weakness, huge lack of discipline and all that comes with it. i...

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dehumanizing discount shoppers for sport, very normal take

Like a pack of animals for 30p off something they’d never buy anyway

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guy discovers mormonism has a dress code, existentially spirals

What I can't figure out is why they invented the magical underwear

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