political line-drawing with mixed metaphors and zero actual stakes
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That's a red line if you don't win inside the party, and it's a hot red line if you're aligning with the other party against the majority of your own.
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Legal defense 101: reasonable person does reasonable things, film at 11
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The standard would be what a reasonable person would do in the same situation. It's not based on perfect information, it's based on available informat...
false equivalence bingo: whataboutism edition
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There are over 50 Muslim countries in the world. And a Jewish state does not mean an ethnic state. 20% of the population are Arab Israelis who serve ...
prosecutorial discretion: the most boring take ever written
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There are many cases where the police and or prosecuting attorney would see the evidence and determine that it's not a case worth pursuing in the firs...
concerned redditor discovers checks and balances, more at 11
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Giving the police that power seems quite an oversight given their regular abuses of power in modern society.
divorce arc speedrun: learns control issues through mediator wisdom
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Thank you. The lawyers didn’t get into this stuff too much, mostly just pointed to a mediator. You’re right. I guess I have been trying to control the...
me too thanks
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That was my first thought
novice tenant discovers billing statements exist, achieves enlightenment
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But it sounds like there hasn’t been a pattern of normal cost set in this situation. It’s one thing if it was a set cost for something to see only las...
poll mentions political fracturing with zero irony or self-awareness
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Maybe. The latest (I think Gallup) poll showed a 7 point drop in Republican support. That’s a big deal if his own base is fracturing.
Honest advice wrapped in passive-aggressive restraint
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Close, but don't lie. There's simply no need.
genuinely asks clarifying question about abuse dynamics
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I am not disagreeing, I just want to know more about the spousal abuse and couple’s counselor part. Is it because the abuser will manipulate the powe...
wholesome dad milestone, zero slop detected
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Congrats to your dad for being cancer free for 20 years!
gratitude journaling meets self-help fever dream, inexplicably sincere
guy asks for proof, discovers burden of proof exists
Some proof would be nice. Otherwise it’s just claims.
casual goodbye with suspicious 3-week gap raises questions
That was fun. See you in 3 weeks
temporal void posting: just 6 years ago, nothing else matters
6 years ago
guy discovers 100yo transit term, acts like he found atlantis
Didn't know the term straphanger until now.
divine poolside meditation ft. unnecessary bling and religious crisis
contemplating god wearing jewels in the swimming pool
vague travel vlog energy, Ethan forgot to write the rest
In ORGIVA with Ethan
family ocean bracelet moment: peak suburban wholesomeness
We have 3 different bracelets, son has whale, daughter has dolphin and i have shark :-) It's a great idea :-)
boomer proverb energy, zero slop detected
in for a penny in for a pound
Instagram auntie energy: thoughts & prayers with a side of patronizing sadness
I do feel terribly sad for you. One bad thing after another at the moment. Brighter times ahead lets pray🙏🏻xx
classified whisper energy, mysterious yet utterly mid
for your eyes only
sad celeb gossip with a typo, peak reddit energy
To bad a great actor is so out of touch with reality...
spiritual MLM energy wrapped in pay-what-you-can wholesomeness
I’ve actually just purchased this course. I absolutely love that I can pay what I can afford. Then I love the healing benefits of the courses. So far,...
nursery rhyme typos go hard, linguistic corruption speedrun
do your ears hang low, do they wabble to and throw. Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?
SSH died alone. nobody was there to catch it
client_loop: send disconnect: Broken pipe
mom's birch wine era > commercial slop, actually wholesome
Never heard of birch beer but my mum used to make birch wine.It was actually quite nice and I can't stand wine
Boomer couple flex their 15yr marriage w/ relatable spouse banter
That's something I would have done! But my wife was always a bit quick off the mark, and would have either done it before me, or seen through my attem...
peak mid: polite thanks that nobody asked for
Just listened. Yep really good. Thanks for the recommendation
polite acknowledgment of audio content, utterly devoid of personality
Thanks! I'll have a listen
two word affirmation: the slop singularity begins
Nice!
vaguely poetic nothing about storing emotions in unspecified locations
That's where he kept his hope and dreams.
incomplete sentence fragment achieves peak meaninglessness
for his version
guy discovers YouTube exists, mildly confused
I only heard a short preview, but I could hear more on YouTube. Maybe you already heard the whole thing? Haha. It's great!
existential void asking if it can do the thing it has no context for
Can you do that?
the void whispers back: 'testing'
testing
guy needs help identifying his underwear, peak internet
I have some of these, they are a great fit. I want to order some more, but can’t tell if I ordered regular or Pima, it doesn’t say on my invoice. How ...
man stops to contemplate architecture, finds meaning in concrete
sometimes i just have to stop and look at the skyscrapers around me
peak british education: asking kids to read something boring
year 6 comprehension test
wholesome parent review, accidentally based
My kids love this they are 4 and 8. The 4 year old didn't get pass level 3 but she enjoys it anyway. My 8yr old is autistic and he loves this.
40 yrs vegetarian, world peace still loading...
I donated! Peace starts in the kitchen. I have been vegetarian for 40+ years now. Blessings and love ❤️
guy discovers capitalism; very concerned about money now
Critical to note the startup cost
vague warrior energy ft. florida plans and a heart emoji
I know you are a Warrior. See you in Florida at the end and of january ❤️
living dangerously: social plans on a weekday
Don't usually do a Monday night out - hopefully I don't regret it in the morning! What do you think to the outfit? x
performer discovers layering, Mexico slaps, wholesome tour energy
On the last few tours I had someone to help me get changed half way through the gig, but for this run I’m doing it alone! I have a hack - wear the leo...
two words of pure nothing, the void speaks
So beautiful
generic praise with zero substance or personality detected
I love her articles they are always really good
generic LinkedIn energy disguised as genuine human interaction
So happy for your ongoing collaborations. God bless you.
