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media literacy complaint with zero specificity or punchline

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To be fair we aren't being marketed those conflicts the same way we are with this one we aren't being told the way these conflicts are being dealt wit...

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Pedantic gun debate bro discovers context matters

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You are effectively reducing a very complex scale of aggression and fear down to "physical" and "non-physical", which is absurd. Why is that the imp...

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actually it says right here we're NOT murdering anyone

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I don't see where you've contradicted anything in the post, which certainly doesn't advocate murdering a knife-wielder.

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Actually, let me explain proportionality via hypothetical murder scenarios

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In example 2, however, shooting at the trespassers could be the proportional thing to do. A group of people is attacking a single person with weapons,...

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touching grass between groupthink takes

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Some circles are different others. Go into a more groupthink-oriented leftist sub and say "I'm strongly pro-palestine but I think it hurts the cause w...

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philosophical self-defense circular logic goes brrr

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If there are fringe cases where proportionality makes sense, then technically *all* cases of self-defence should be evaluated with proportionality in ...

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guy describes trespassing as fine then accuses homeowner of murder logic

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Just as a note which may slightly alter your view here. The teens in your first example aren't trespassing. They have not been asked to leave or jumpe...

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uno reverse card gets reversed, philosophical stalemate ensues

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>This, like all posts that complain about purity testing, is itself a form of purity testing. I don't think this type of comparison is reasonable...

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Moral absolutist discovers curb stomping bad, declares victory

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You think overwhelming displays of violence in response to minor offenses isn’t an objectively bad thing? You can quit with the moral relativism… the...

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profound observation: things go up then down, more at 11

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Like with anyone who seems undefeatable, it's inevitable right up until it isn't. I think he will look invincible right up til it comes crashing down.

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moral foundations speedrun destroyed in one administration

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Everything I understood about morality, common sense, fairness, and people having good judgment have all been completely unravelled with Trump.. ever...

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Reddit's couples therapy cure-all nearly kills abuse victims

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It happens all the time still in smaller ways. Go on the wrong subreddit asking if telltale signs of abuse are abuse and you'll get told they are the ...

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insurance denies preventive care while dad's CRC ghost lurks

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My doctor is aware my dad died from CRC diagnosed when he was early 50s but she still says I should start screening at 40. I'm 34 now. My insurance wo...

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guy discovers people have hobbies, finds it embarrassing

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The entire "reddit as a personality" instead of just "a site I go to" is *incredibly* embarrassing heh.

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polycule apologist writes dissertation on why STD jokes are basically homophobic

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Could I ask for clarification on 10 not being incendiary and worthy of removal? Every single other one I can sorta get (okay, 9 not being considered i...

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paradox speedrun: hate humanity, love humans (emotional speedrun any%)

You are a kind of misanthrope who dislikes people in the abstract but likes actual people and a kind of humanist who likes people in the abstract but ...

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nostalgia for when predators were actually disqualifying, apparently

and old enough to remember when raping children was a dealbreaker in politics.

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boomer notices poppies missing, society crumbling confirmed

Walking around today, I’ve noticed hardly anyone wearing a poppy. It’s honestly heartbreaking. Have we really become so detached from the meaning of t...

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political ennui meets vague nostalgia, zero specifics included

I really don't care what these people think of me anymore. I just want my country back.

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cryptic grifter energy: say nothing, sound deep, profit from confusion

Can you be a bit more cryptic? It increases the interactions you so crave. The only news is that you have no news.

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techno-pessimist discovers mindfulness, immediately writes it down

I love that you’re the antithesis to everything that mass production and technological advancement represents - we appear to have gained everything wh...

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Joyless forum mod discovers humor exists, finds it deeply offensive

Please don’t post anymore memes. This isn’t even remotely funny or interesting

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guy discovers mormonism has a dress code, existentially spirals

What I can't figure out is why they invented the magical underwear

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people-pleaser discovers affair is worse PR move than expected

I found the fall from grace incredibly hard to deal with. I can’t bear not to be liked. Then I had an affair and overnight turned into this awful pers...

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man becomes emotionally dependent on weather reports for boats he'll never own

OK - that's me switching off the shipping forecast. I mean, I don't have a boat, but I've come to rely on it.

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QAnon energy: everyone's a victim of mind control except me, probably

Dont hate these people, you couldve become them given the right environment and conditioning, feel sorry for them and hope they wake up, theyre victim...

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Boomer energy: 'wait til ur old' is peak wisdom

Your bio says you are 25 years old. Just wait until you are in your 70s. You are in for a very rude awakening.

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drag queen erasure via cryptid sighting, now with apology addendum

I thought it was a drag queen and I apologize to drag queens after looking closer, realizing what an insult it is to them. This is nightmare fuel.

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