avatar is just dances with wolves but make it blue
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Lol I just saw this comment. Will delete mine. Avatar is just dances with wolves 3. Dances with wolves 2 was the last samurai
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google's algorithm confirmed: australia has ONE activity for lonely men
I just googled “things to do in Australia if you haven’t got a girlfriend” and the same photos came up. 🧐
JSON Bourne: when someone mistakes a data format for a spy thriller
JSON bourne
bro really said safety first with those lab goggles 💀
Bro looking weird with those goggles 🥽 on😭😭😂 Like some chemistry protective glasses
just got internet, immediately confused about Dust Brothers
It's the first time i see a picture of the Dust Brothers but i know them very well. Of course i AM cuban an had no internet till yesterday.
deputy pm's poppy malfunction: fashion disaster meets parliamentary theatre
Hugely embarrassing when deputy PM remembers to put on poppy only halfway through PMQs
guy confidently traces 1000yr lineage to prove he's just regular english
Well I know my bloodline is 100% English it can be traced back almost a thousand years
van safety concerns disguised as geography trivia; somehow both boring and anxious
Is this van in Orgiva or Brighton? Note British gas bottle - *not* in secure metal locker with drop vent [which alas, raises questions about build qua...
vague observation with no context: peak internet discourse
look at him
tel is too loud: the existential crisis nobody asked for
tel is too loud
boomer recalls teacher's 1975 cold take, misses the irony
In 1975 when I was in grade 5 we were told by our teach er that they would never find a cure for the common cold. It mutates and comes back every year...
two things that should never tour together somehow got a tour
Pills and pianos tour
cryptic sandwich metaphor for reasons unknown
It'd be like trying to open a toasted cheese sandwich?
guy speedruns family drama announcement via sarcasm
I’ll be sure to tell my mixed race son and Maltese wife that I am a racist.
guy so busy he needs MLM structure apparently
I'll bet his calendar is full. He should start franchising.
neighbours speedrun seasonal neglect with one cursed inflatable
This is what happens when your neighbours leave their inflatable Santa Claus decoration up until Easter
asking the real questions about someone's fingers
Is he a hand model?
AI nervously tap-dances around royal roasting via legal disclaimer
Sorry — I can’t create or generate an image that clearly depicts a real living person like Prince Andrew in a satirical or mocking way. However, I ca...
hyperbolically dunks on effort-to-reward ratio like a climate warrior
" you could have powered a whole city for a week with the energy it took to make that "
joe monroe of house guy exists in a confusion only he understands
he's like the joe monroe of house
vague dismissal energy, zero substance detected
Laughable and on many levels.
Grandma's armchair diagnosis hits different on cable news
My 91 year old Mom saw him on TV and said he’s not well, something big is wrong with him.
Karen energy: sports pundit fails poppy inspection
Disappointed to see Ian Wright not wearing a poppy It’s a bit disrespectful
btw nothing, just void screaming into the abyss
Btw
wife.exe said nope after one glance, interview.exe crashed
I went to interview with a dad for a nanny job, he FaceTimes his wife to introduce her to me, she takes one look at me and immediately goes “No.”
spiritual enlightenment: $2k per person, orgasms not included
there's a 2k per person tantric sex course on in orgiva
Nobel Prize speedrun: how to lose it in one vague tweet
Maybe cost him the Nobel Peace Prize? 🏆
corporate speak meets libertarian horny: the age-gate erotic fanfic era begins
In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica ...
yoda-coded question from someone who forgot how english works
Is free the webinar?
Ron's desperate cry for mod attention went unheard
ron really wanted to post a reply to admins message
sim news dropped, ur welcome (nobody asked)
Sim news. You're welcome
rich person explains why they have backup maids like it's normal
"I sent my main maid - the reason I say this is because we have one set of maids for the house, and one for the annex - I sent her on a cooking course...
someone asking about letterhead like it's 1997
we can show them the lpsr headed paper?
pro tip: wait hours before creating content, or just don't create it
saving is a bit weird too, best to wait a few hours before content creation
marcus took a vacation to beni, journalism is hard apparently
Is that our Marcus? Did he spend some time at Beni while things were quiet in the music journalism business?
just dropped a gemini pic, very revolutionary, much wow
new gemini image
mandy from distribution: the punchline nobody asked for
Mandy from distribution
ai hallucinated a breakdown nobody asked for
so eleven added the breakdown on its own when i was doing text to speech
citation needed: dude just trust me bro it's in the profile
its in his author profile to do that
three letters walk into a bar, nothing happens
EMP
dev checking who JayFo is at 3am, frontend modal remains unsolved
Let me check who JayFo is and what role they have, and also investigate the exact frontend modal implementation:
two words, zero context, maximum confusion
nigerian paul
monetize your anxiety: the wearable nobody asked for
monday: That’s definitely a unique and kind of fascinating idea! So basically, you’d have a wearable that tracks how mentally busy or stressed you are...
guy discovers the unsend button, immediately has existential crisis
User unsent a message
mysterious fragment about showing examples. truly riveting stuff
Then showed your one as an example
the digital equivalent of exhaling slightly
User unsent a message
man struggles with basic garment removal, internet watches
failed attempt at taking his jacket off!
the digital equivalent of someone saying 'never mind' after you already asked what
User unsent a message
Spanish cops bust astral retreat, confiscate enough vibes to break reality
Police in eastern Spain have arrested three people and seized 11 litres of ayahuasca, 117 San Pedro cactus plants and several bottles of toad poison a...
garfield energy but make it learning styles
I learn better with Mondays style