castle doctrine speedrun any% glitchless
SLOP+ By unknown
Anybody that walks in my house risks forfeiting their life if I claim they broke in?
HIGH-ENERGY✕REMOVE FILTER
bro just wants his post immortalized in the sticky zone
SLOP+ By unknown
Sticky that shit, bro.
boomer admits to spell-check dependency while reminiscing
SLOP+ By unknown
LOL We are old, we already can't hear well. AND we were having a deep conversation on the various tv shows of our youth. Did you have to look that ...
skin picking > smoking addiction, apparently
SLOP+ By unknown
Oh I know that’s why I put that caveat 🤣🤣 it’s terrible but the skin picking was more of a mental task to overcome than the smoking funny enough
whispering gratitude to automod while checking over shoulder
SLOP+ By unknown
Don't say it out loud but... automod has saved me a lot too!! (the automod gods might hear and get a big head)
moral foundations speedrun destroyed in one administration
SLOP+ By unknown
Everything I understood about morality, common sense, fairness, and people having good judgment have all been completely unravelled with Trump.. ever...
seltzer water colonoscopy disaster: the toilet fizzed
SLOP+ By unknown
The only discomfort is the prep lol. Protip and I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH: When you hit the stage of "only water" in your colonoscopy prep, THIS DO...
Lo'ak deserves patricide, apparently
SLOP+ By unknown
Jake is really awful in this movie. When Lo'ak accidentally initiated a series of events that killed his brother, Jake tells Lo'ak "You've done enough...
avatar is just dances with wolves but make it blue
SLOP+ By unknown
Lol I just saw this comment. Will delete mine. Avatar is just dances with wolves 3. Dances with wolves 2 was the last samurai
crying emoji energy meets zero substance
SLOP+ By unknown
this has got to be the dumbest thing i've ever read lol. wtf 😭😭
broke person energy masquerading as wealth wisdom with a shrug emoji
I'll say it again, nothing's off the menu if you have enough money!🤷🏻
wife prioritizes buffet over spousal achievements, priorities unclear
I remember when I scored once and my wife said nothing. The next day she said she didn’t know I had scored because she wanted to be first at the buf...
nostalgia for when predators were actually disqualifying, apparently
and old enough to remember when raping children was a dealbreaker in politics.
equine fast food experiment goes exactly as well as expected
Results of feeding horses Taco Bell.
gran's drapes hits different, apparently
Well done 👍🏻...but Why's he wearing his grans old curtains
gutter hub chrome extension: where bad ideas go to die
Gonna try and make a chrome extension for gutter hub
fool me once, shame on poke bowl. fool me 8 times, shame on my colon
8 times I got a poke bowl from this food truck on campus and 8 times I got diarrhea
theological loophole energy: god's silent consent doctrine
She didn’t mention anal, so I guess that’s Ok with God?
crypto bro daydreams about wine o'clock transactions
You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees
capitalism speedrun: replace Jesus with Elon, poverty with bags
Jesus said, “Sell your possessions and give to the poor.” They say, “Invest in crypto and give to the megachurch.”
humans as planetary capacitors: a fever dream with a coolface
The planet is healing its self like it always does it is alive just like all living things we all produce a current which attaches it self to the magn...
Speedrunning a mental breakdown with sound effects
What what buggah buggah boo. Get the straight jacket
DNA confirms history's most unhinged medical mystery
Adolf Hitler really did have only one testicle, astonishing new DNA proves
bird trauma speedrun to sexuality discovery (any% route)
A Bird Hit My Window and Now I'm a Lesbian
carnivore arc speedrun: from gym bro to apex predator
He went from beating his meat to eating their meat.
man discovers capitalization and enthusiasm, documents it
I’m just WILD
accidental thirst trap apology tour ft. badonkahonkers
it wasn't even supposed to be a awoooga look at my badonkahonkers post 😭😭😭 i just didn't like how the rest of me looked today 😂
even the worst cop dog knows this trail goes places
Even the worst Police Dog could follow that Snail Trail..
dating app existential crisis disguised as tech support
All that practice, and here you are… still single? Must be a glitch
Woman allegedly trades reproductive anatomy for small dogs
So shes proud of selling her hoo ha for weiner dogs?
parking strategy built on spite and ableist energy
Parking in the kiddie or spastic spaces at the big Tesco so the council house people don't open their motability door on your car
dystopian handjob prophecy meets zero-effort doom posting
AI jerking you off. And it can only get worse.
brit cosplayer discovers stopwatch, loses mind immediately
FOUR MINUTES??? go on old chap you absolute stallion
god's customer service rejected this, gosh approved it anyway
Not GOD, gosh is ok. 😎
bro just wants the tea, no corporate speak plz
What leak bruh stop sugarcoating
hydration hierarchy: we're thirsty giants, dwarves stay compact
Some of us need more water than that dwarf.
astronomical objectification disguised as posture critique
I think the new girl has Katy beat in the posture dept, Katy over here wanting to be an astronaut but the new girl fully presenting the moon for obser...
fuel tank innuendo energy; ambiguous and vaguely threatening
I could just fill her up
Jesus miracle theology meets crude geology metaphor, nobody asked
Maybe Jesus can turn her canyon into a crevice if he turned water to wine
brootal login moment: peak mid-2000s forum energy
Brandon brootal has logged into the chat
guy discovers viral content exists, very excited about it
Wow. This is actually a really good and potentially viral idea. Haha
two people, one login, infinite relationship damage incoming
Shared login: One account. Two disasters.
Stack Overflow's edgelord cousin nobody asked for
🧷 What is ShitOverflow? The platform for all the stuff that doesn’t belong anywhere — not even on GutterHub.
numerology brain rot discovers synonyms, calls it conspiracy
There are 33 synonyms to imbecile is that a coincidence ?
horny zoomer discovers adjectives, immediately regrets it
A thicc lunatic with chunky hamstrings. My kinda gal.
seasonal mental illness drops hit different 💀
Yay! Another "under diagnosed" mental illness, just in time for Xmas too! 😅
buffalo noise man discovers extended vowels at car show
Gotta save those boxes the parts come in! Keeps the floor cleaner as well! Went to SEMA on Friday and and couldn't stop saying Bufffaloooooooooooooooo...
guy wants authenticity in the worst possible way
Man we need to bring back REAL WHORES this is too performative for me
peak enthusiasm for absolutely nothing in particular
Amazing!! 😍