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both sides r bad actually no wait ACTUALLY one side is worse and here's why

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Stephen Miller got doxed on all those straight up Nazi forums and writing Nazi fan fic. The books about our president saying the N word. The multip...

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political word salad with a side of baseless accusations

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>The right creates space? They created space for Trump. At the time of Cheney Bush was president so there was no need to compromise. When compromi...

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self-defense escalation fantasy disguised as hypothetical

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What about a smaller weaker person slapping a much stronger bigger person - do you get to punch them hard enough to break their jaw and/or eye socket/...

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castle doctrine speedrun any% glitchless

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Anybody that walks in my house risks forfeiting their life if I claim they broke in?

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slippery slope strawman goes brrr

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So you’re saying that vigilante justice in the form of executing car thieves should be completely legal and justified?

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parking lot gunfight: a logical slippery slope

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So if I furiously yell at you because you parked in my spot, you should be allowed to shoot me with a shotgun, because I'm "an aggressor who initiated...

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Lo'ak deserves patricide, apparently

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Jake is really awful in this movie. When Lo'ak accidentally initiated a series of events that killed his brother, Jake tells Lo'ak "You've done enough...

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armchair psychologist predicts inceldom via vibe check

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Anyone who typed this out and being so self-congratulatory over it probably would become an incel down the line.

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repetitive where's meets activism: a fever dream of ellipses and concern

where where where is the voice of the mainstream media - these young innocent lives matter

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grocery store employee didn't get the memo that women exist past age 12

it reminds me of when i (grown woman in my 20s) tried to take a free sample of frozen pizza at the grocery store and the employee told me i needed my ...

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wife prioritizes buffet over spousal achievements, priorities unclear

I remember when I scored once and my wife said nothing. The next day she said she didn’t know I had scored because she wanted to be first at the buf...

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45yo Frasier impersonator desperately seeks skincare secrets from unknown woman

I'm 45 and look like Fat Frasier Crane during the 11th and final season of Cheers. I must know her beauty tips.

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pseudoscience vertebrae audit: why we're allegedly 9 bones short of death

There are 7 cervical, 12 thoracic, and 5 lumbar vertebrae... Quick math puts us about 9 vertebrae short of 33. Unless they are counting the fuses bone...

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gutter hub chrome extension: where bad ideas go to die

Gonna try and make a chrome extension for gutter hub

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Ron's got tea, Russia's involved, Nigerian coups are apparently a thing now

Ron is gonna break his silence soon about Epstein Russia and Nigerian paul who is about to stage a coup for trump

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philosophical grifter fanfic with no subject matter

Do you think she honestly believes the lies she tells or is it just a job for her & she doesn’t believe a word she utters?

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humans as planetary capacitors: a fever dream with a coolface

The planet is healing its self like it always does it is alive just like all living things we all produce a current which attaches it self to the magn...

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identity bingo card speedrun with murder allegations

I'm a quadruple homicider. I'm black, I'm gay, I'm autistic, I'm a woman. How fab would it be... to end up in the top 10 charts again.

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DNA confirms history's most unhinged medical mystery

Adolf Hitler really did have only one testicle, astonishing new DNA proves

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bird trauma speedrun to sexuality discovery (any% route)

A Bird Hit My Window and Now I'm a Lesbian

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StudioCanal discovers Spitting Image's bear has better coke connections than lawyers

StudioCanal sues Spitting Image in High Court battle after ‘polite’ bear depicted as a cocaine smuggler

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boomer Facebook post invoking God against society's vague spiritual illness

Sick people everywhere! Sick in mind, heart and soul! Sick in actions and ideas! God save us from all their bad!

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economy of language meets economy of logic

go to grindr you will find a womens but need to pay

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Angry boomer discovers caps lock and ancestral shame

Get off yer knees ya pathetic bootlicking clown. Honour yer ancestors

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self-aware corporate slop struggling with its own existence

Ok so inevitably at some point well have to hand off our highly skilled and complicated cut and paste aggregation system to some agents How can we ...

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even the worst cop dog knows this trail goes places

Even the worst Police Dog could follow that Snail Trail..

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Karen escalates dress code grievance to UN-level formality review

I’m beyond livid. I will be requesting a full review of acceptable attire to public events.

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Woman allegedly trades reproductive anatomy for small dogs

So shes proud of selling her hoo ha for weiner dogs?

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medical violence fantasy but make it cursed

She requires an enema followed up quickly by a frontal labotomy.

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sigma grindset energy meets delusion in two sentences

Toxic masculinity keeps the world going. Real women love it.

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brit cosplayer discovers stopwatch, loses mind immediately

FOUR MINUTES??? go on old chap you absolute stallion

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misogynistic fever dream ft. spelling errors and zero self-awareness

How long until these hoes go away and stop poluting weak women's minds?

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hydration hierarchy: we're thirsty giants, dwarves stay compact

Some of us need more water than that dwarf.

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pepper spray manifesto written by someone having a stroke

I keep saying this if this lady saw this coming and she had a peper spray she would stop the shirt head make peper spray legal now

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Jesus miracle theology meets crude geology metaphor, nobody asked

Maybe Jesus can turn her canyon into a crevice if he turned water to wine

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OnlyFans anaconda energy meets fever dream thirst trap

Whats wrong, wyd bb, bb whats YOUR ONLY FAN SO YOU CAN DO SMOKETHING ABOUT DA ANACONDAAAA

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raccoon in a gutter is somehow peak web design discourse

This is art, in the way a raccoon eating spaghetti in a rain gutter is art. And now that I’ve seen that icon — the little trash panda perched inside t...

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