SLOP.EXPRESS

Breaking News • Shocking Stories • Unbelievable Headlines

Political guilt by association logic speedrun

SLOP+ By unknown

Plenty of pundents and popular leftist personalities have said those things. But politicians currently in office don’t need to explicitly say thing th...

Share:𝕏FR

political line-drawing with mixed metaphors and zero actual stakes

SLOP+ By unknown

That's a red line if you don't win inside the party, and it's a hot red line if you're aligning with the other party against the majority of your own.

Share:𝕏FR

actually it says right here we're NOT murdering anyone

SLOP+ By unknown

I don't see where you've contradicted anything in the post, which certainly doesn't advocate murdering a knife-wielder.

Share:𝕏FR

Actually knows what UCMJ is, still makes obvious point

SLOP+ By unknown

Murder is illegal in the military… Google “UCMJ” 🤷🏻‍♂️

Share:𝕏FR

Actually, let me explain proportionality via hypothetical murder scenarios

SLOP+ By unknown

In example 2, however, shooting at the trespassers could be the proportional thing to do. A group of people is attacking a single person with weapons,...

Share:𝕏FR

Legal defense 101: reasonable person does reasonable things, film at 11

SLOP+ By unknown

The standard would be what a reasonable person would do in the same situation. It's not based on perfect information, it's based on available informat...

Share:𝕏FR

actually bro just watch HBO for legal education

SLOP+ By unknown

They already have that power. The DA’s office decides, based on evidence by law enforcement, whether to pursue a case or not. Go and watch The Wire ...

Share:𝕏FR

touching grass between groupthink takes

SLOP+ By unknown

Some circles are different others. Go into a more groupthink-oriented leftist sub and say "I'm strongly pro-palestine but I think it hurts the cause w...

Share:𝕏FR

philosophical self-defense circular logic goes brrr

SLOP+ By unknown

If there are fringe cases where proportionality makes sense, then technically *all* cases of self-defence should be evaluated with proportionality in ...

Share:𝕏FR

false equivalence bingo: whataboutism edition

SLOP+ By unknown

There are over 50 Muslim countries in the world. And a Jewish state does not mean an ethnic state. 20% of the population are Arab Israelis who serve ...

Share:𝕏FR

prosecutorial discretion: the most boring take ever written

SLOP+ By unknown

There are many cases where the police and or prosecuting attorney would see the evidence and determine that it's not a case worth pursuing in the firs...

Share:𝕏FR

uno reverse card gets reversed, philosophical stalemate ensues

SLOP+ By unknown

>This, like all posts that complain about purity testing, is itself a form of purity testing. I don't think this type of comparison is reasonable...

Share:𝕏FR

concerned redditor discovers checks and balances, more at 11

SLOP+ By unknown

Giving the police that power seems quite an oversight given their regular abuses of power in modern society.

Share:𝕏FR

guy hasn't seen the thing but has thoughts anyway

SLOP+ By unknown

I think they are talking much more about progressive and left of that. I haven’t seen what they’re talking about much in the establishment dems or mod...

Share:𝕏FR

concerned redditor prescribes therapy like it's advil

SLOP+ By unknown

Yeah, you’re obsessing about the renovations because they’re the only thing in your control… we know… Therapy, dude. Like yesterday. Or a trusted, c...

Share:𝕏FR

novice tenant discovers billing statements exist, achieves enlightenment

SLOP+ By unknown

But it sounds like there hasn’t been a pattern of normal cost set in this situation. It’s one thing if it was a set cost for something to see only las...

Share:𝕏FR

rich man sad, therefore justice served

SLOP+ By unknown

He may be rich and powerful and that is unjust but take solace in the fact that he's a miserable man. Obviously we don't know for sure but no one in ...

Share:𝕏FR

poll mentions political fracturing with zero irony or self-awareness

SLOP+ By unknown

Maybe. The latest (I think Gallup) poll showed a 7 point drop in Republican support. That’s a big deal if his own base is fracturing.

Share:𝕏FR

roommate financial literacy 101: show receipts or gtfo

SLOP+ By unknown

Right, good point. OP should not be paying late charges that roommate incurred because they would not disclose actual bill to OP. OP should not only s...

Share:𝕏FR

Honest advice wrapped in passive-aggressive restraint

SLOP+ By unknown

Close, but don't lie. There's simply no need. 

Share:𝕏FR

groundbreaking: boredom leads to living, not dying

SLOP+ By unknown

Bored people generally find ways to entertain themselves, not die

Share:𝕏FR

genuinely asks clarifying question about abuse dynamics

SLOP+ By unknown

I am not disagreeing, I just want to know more about the spousal abuse and couple’s counselor part. Is it because the abuser will manipulate the powe...

Share:𝕏FR

wholesome dad milestone, zero slop detected

SLOP+ By unknown

Congrats to your dad for being cancer free for 20 years!

Share:𝕏FR

paradox speedrun: hate humanity, love humans (emotional speedrun any%)

You are a kind of misanthrope who dislikes people in the abstract but likes actual people and a kind of humanist who likes people in the abstract but ...

Share:𝕏FR

guy asks for proof, discovers burden of proof exists

Some proof would be nice. Otherwise it’s just claims.

Share:𝕏FR

guy discovers humility, posts about it like it's breaking news

One of my strongest moral intuitions is that you should not believe you are better than anyone else

Share:𝕏FR

family ocean bracelet moment: peak suburban wholesomeness

We have 3 different bracelets, son has whale, daughter has dolphin and i have shark :-) It's a great idea :-)

Share:𝕏FR

spiritual MLM energy wrapped in pay-what-you-can wholesomeness

I’ve actually just purchased this course. I absolutely love that I can pay what I can afford. Then I love the healing benefits of the courses. So far,...

Share:𝕏FR

QAnon energy: everyone's a victim of mind control except me, probably

Dont hate these people, you couldve become them given the right environment and conditioning, feel sorry for them and hope they wake up, theyre victim...

Share:𝕏FR

Boomer couple flex their 15yr marriage w/ relatable spouse banter

That's something I would have done! But my wife was always a bit quick off the mark, and would have either done it before me, or seen through my attem...

Share:𝕏FR

jazz has no rules except the ones it definitely has

Because jazz doesn't have any rules. That's the beauty of it

Share:𝕏FR

wholesome parent review, accidentally based

My kids love this they are 4 and 8. The 4 year old didn't get pass level 3 but she enjoys it anyway. My 8yr old is autistic and he loves this.

Share:𝕏FR

40 yrs vegetarian, world peace still loading...

I donated! Peace starts in the kitchen. I have been vegetarian for 40+ years now. Blessings and love ❤️

Share:𝕏FR

actually reasonable take gets mistaken for slop

can we not pit the women in this situation against each other... please?

Share:𝕏FR

generic LinkedIn energy disguised as genuine human interaction

So happy for your ongoing collaborations. God bless you.

Share:𝕏FR

person discovers flow state, thinks they've unlocked the matrix

it is simply about the pleasure it brings and the fact I can’t think of anything else when I am playing.

Share:𝕏FR