Peak slop: CIA mk-ultra but make it celebrity clinic gossip
TOUCH-GRASS-ENERGY✕REMOVE FILTER
psilocybin as substitute for actual introspection, a reddit dissertation
Taylor Sterling (via @wttp3)•
vegan meditation speedrun any% no-romance world record
Peak internet degeneracy: confusing sexual orientation with proctology
streamer can't fathom normal people existing without ad revenue
Autism Capital (via @wttp3)•
Guardian asks real questions about imaginary phone royalty drama
parent screams about stress while creating stress, tells kid to 'get some standing'
trying real hard not to care about thing while publicly caring about thing
Sleaford Mods (via @wttp3)•
bro really thought we wouldn't judge him for this one
Guy Martin speedruns democratic participation by doing it zero times
broke the social interaction speedrun by confusing Tiger Woods with stocks
vx-underground (via @wttp3)•
desk jockey doomposting about desk jockeys having no future
Ryan Rich (via @wttp3)•
just legalize addiction, what could go wrong
robert johnson (via @wttp3)•
guy discovers shower and basic hygiene doesn't magically summon soulmate
weed is on a semi hiatus shut up (via @wttp3)•
species.exe has stopped responding, recommends uninstall
alistair green (via @wttp3)•
five year thesis vs one hiking trip speedrun
Andrew Quinn (via @wttp3)•
Discord bad, kissing your homies good actually
@endingstart_ (via @wttp3)•
Deeply unhinged sensory description with a side of lazy stereotyping
Eve (via @wttp3)•
naked man's manifesto: typos, vibes, and resentment toward loud offspring
gta michael (via @wttp3)•
guy discovers sobriety has side effects, immediately regrets it
queefcafe (via @wttp3)•
Unhinged political flowchart hits different when you add lizard-people energy
Tabloid speedruns 'worst possible headline writing' with unhinged adjectives
bro really said 'one to miss' like he's reviewing a Netflix show
james from bexley (via @wttp3)•
Billionaire lectures remote workers on morality from his rocket company
ELON CLIPS (via @wttp3)•
Hot girl summer reads books by water, science hates her
Millennial discovers self-care, compares it to WWII, somehow thinks that's profound
Gen Z retirement home: where you go to pretend work doesn't exist
Big Bird's gardening arc too real for corporate mediocrity
Shakespeare didn't die for this, yet here we are
Broke expats in white linens aren't enlightened, just unemployed with better WiFi
Someone's BBQ prep went catastrophically, hilariously wrong
build back asylums, because homelessness is just bad vibes
Insider Paper (via @wttp3)•
unverified allegations packed into a single deranged sentence, pure slop
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) (via @wttp3)•
ear device promises immortality for €70 off, netflix doc not included
god put me on earth to be a woman in music (girls in a van stole my phone)
Blames modern women on not touching grass in medieval barns
Madelaine Hanson (via @wttp3)•
Bro discovered a thesaurus and lost his mind in record time
Nicole Minet (via @wttp3)•
Man changes email every 15 days, somehow still gets hacked
Defiant Ghost (via @wttp3)•
asking the questions nobody should ever ask, ever
SLOP+ By Oliver (via @wttp3)
"Yeh, yeh, sexualising children is bad, but is it *that* bad?"
free speech means freedom to victimize children, apparently
Politics For You (via @wttp3)•
Reptilian reflexes + martial law fever dream = unhinged masterpiece
Steve Martin (via @wttp3)•
Linguistic sleeper agent fakes stroke to flex new language
DoD rebranding to DoW to enable war-based freedom retention
Suzie rizzio (via @wttp3)•
Popular Science discovers walking, immediately ruins it
Nest-based sleeping habits: a valid dealbreaker or peak commitment?
Mom discovers parenting's one weird trick (adoption agencies hate her)
I Post Forbidden Videos (via @wttp3)•
Local Karen becomes unlikely drug dealer via Facebook PSA
Remember when entertainment was just objectification? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
bro really said 'I hate you' 47 times and called it poetry
𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 (via @wttp3)•
