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Breaking: Local reports existence of reptiles in outdoor environment

SLOP+ By @gradientLX701

I've seen lizards when I go outside

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Most people do nothing except the ones who do things, apparently

SLOP+ By @andreimaxwell4455

Just look around, vast amount of people do nothing all day, just eat and sleep and follow social norms, only people doing a bit more are the ones livi...

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speedrunning a life change announcement with zero follow-through guarantee

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Naked productivity advice from someone very confused about current events

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nothing here is funny hô: the manifesto nobody asked for

SLOP+ By @RockCreeksideIii

​@melyssaExplainsItAllnothing here is funny hô

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