soul monetization pipeline ft. particle emitters and wellness credit scores
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Duolingo but make it rehab: three unrelated posts walk into a bar
Eucalyptus skunk tree cures everything, dm protonmail for terp tickets
British Cannabis Revival (via @wttp3)•
Your headphones are poisoning you (but only if you read this)
longevity scams meet nicotine spirituality—unlock your inner demon
mushroom coffee solves bloating, cures anxiety, achieves world peace
Startup pivots to selling chaos and branded shamanism with coronary cleanse
get certified to coach people's acid trips, capitalism wins again
Selling peace via AI agents: the most HSP recruitment ever
woke up glowing, touch grass after microdosing your life decisions
Nature photography meets neurodivergence MLM energy
Tap your way to enlightenment for only €450 (tapping sold separately)
Mushroom supplement cures cortisol via vibes and science-adjacent word salad
free £39 product screams 'definitely legitimate business opportunity'
ear device promises immortality for €70 off, netflix doc not included
Touch grass in a yurt: align your chakras with singing bowls
Teach your kids to zen while you stress-doom-scroll
Stimulate ur vagus nerve for $$$, studies show* (*results may vary wildly)
Oops we cured depression, anyway here's some mouth candy
Netflix documentary sells ear gadget promising immortality for €70 off lmao
BBC discovers neurochemistry, solves interior design with pseudoscience
Anonymous CEO discovers one weird trick; psychiatrists hate him
Ecstatic dance meets aesthetic colonialism: a spiritual journey nobody asked for
Pinch your belly fat to sell snake oil—peak late-capitalism energy
Bloat bad, magic mushroom powder good. Problem solved bestie ✨
one word and zero context: the elixir of unhinged posting
SLOP+ By @EffectiveINenglish
Adrenochrome!
One WEIRD nutrient doctors HATE breaks addiction (he won't say which)
Dr. Eric Berg (via @wttp3)•
Harvard prof spent 17 years studying rocks, now selling you health truths
Human Upgrade (via @wttp3)•
horny yoga cult charges €500 to breathe near strangers in mountains
semaglutide-skincare pipeline: speedrunning premature aging
GutterFeed•
pay us to test our device and advertise it for free, very ethical
Mom discovers gummies, ruins neurodevelopment pipeline
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Should children really take CBD gummies to treat their ADHD? Companies report a huge increase in demand from desperate parents - we speak to one mothe...
pharmaceutical fear mongeringclickbait health crisiscontrarian pharmacist
Pharmacist discovers Big Pharma HATES this one weird trick (he exists)
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
I'm a pharmacist and these are the medications I'd never take: GPs prescribe them every day, but these seven common pills and creams carry a very real...