Penelope did EVERYTHING (including him) - unhinged character glazing
𓄼 𝐤𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐲𝐲𝐲 ➷｡. bton spoilers! (via @wttp3)•
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Elon defines police state as country with 640x fewer police killings
man declares himself president of different country via shitpost, historians confused
GNews•
bro says goodbye romantically then immediately simps & tells
surreal compositinggod complex energycursed geography
Man achieves final form: becomes sentient landmass in Greenland
Justice™️ in 10 days: A decade-long government overthrow nobody noticed
Fussy deodorant apologizes for converting deodorant skeptics (they didn't)
Billionaire discovers consequences are for peasants, documents it
Pepe Escobar (via @wttp3)•
day 1 speedrun: romance + polydrug adventure = relationship goals
little sister doll (via @wttp3)•
solved crime with escort theory, very normal analysis
cp (via @wttp3)•
Cutting off your organs to own the Brexiteers: a masterclass in misplaced rage
Built entire company solving problem nobody had, it's actually drugs
One weird syringe trick doctors HATE (actual doctors hate it)
41 days to fix your life via TikTok audiobooks, sigma grindset speedrun
deez nuts energyunhinged cringeedgelord chaos
Apocalyptic bedsheet nuts flex deserves a touch-grass speedrun
speedrunning from grief counseling to NFT scam in 5 easy steps
Bro unironically wants simps to mortgage their futures for watches
Peak sigma grindset: eagle juice, stonks, and cringemaxxing
Adidas tracksuit vibes meet ornate frame energy at rural Spanish rave
Secret trains exist; actual poverty kills you. Twitter's priorities, ladies & gentlemen.
Woman discovers Bitcoin wealth was cope, Daily Mail delivers maximum cringe
Reporter live-tweets her own firing via braless confessions
dog whistle riddleflexing paranoiaracist logic puzzle
wealthy guy cosplays detective, blames immigrants for safety he's experiencing
Andrew Tate (via @wttp3)•
Hiring advisor to destroy country, very normal governance
Parody Nigel Farage (via @wttp3)•
moisturizer-speedrun: becoming hitler or the devil via anti-aging regime
speedrunning a mental breakdown with skincare as the speedrun category
celebrity stalker arcred carpet menaceconcert consequences
lunging at ariana grande speedrun any% → lady gaga security wr
GutterFeed•
Netanyahu's secret Putin hotline goes brrr, also EU bad now I guess
Anonymous (via @wttp3)•
someone discovered their friend group is actually tiny
ginger twatriot performs for assembled degenerates at zoo
The Rev. Anton Mittens (via @wttp3)•
man becomes lion's lunch after refusing to touch grass
GutterFeed•
gatekeeping sea life like it's classified government intel
girl speedruns relationship to ATM withdrawal, proof of funds required
Mageba (via @wttp3)•
Brigitte Macron aged backwards through the Stanford Prison Experiment, apparently
Reverend Jordan Wells (via @wttp3)•
Convicted fraudster speedruns Twitter comeback arc, absolutely unaware of the bit
GutterFeed•
Kylie tanks her body to make Timothee jealous (it won't work)
GutterFeed•
Samantha doesn't know you exist but Trinidad & Tobago does
@IsaacLashley•
Speedrunning relationship destruction with one weird trick
@Rugged-Ranger119-vn9om•
girls want spooky pics, apparently romance is dead (literally)
witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) (via @wttp3)•
