self-care gone feral: the disco ball incident
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MP discovers the moon stays in the same place, documents his own stupidity
nuclear gains bro, touch grass (its radioactive now)
Peak slop: a magazine cover fever dream of internet's worst impulses
Peak internet: conflating activism with parasocial fantasy fiction
Boomers torpedo think-piece by admitting the exact thing article warns against
corporate-speak collides with delusion in worst motivational poster ever
casting couch gone wrongporn industry ironyunhinged job search
got the role nobody wanted: the exit strategy
Eren (via @wttp3)•
stoner culturefalse enlightenmentmillennial spirituality
Enlightenment speedrun: weed, snacks, and zero effort required
Humility through apathy: a stoner's guide to not giving a f***
Failing spectacularly at casual while two icons judge silently
Trump speedrunning diplomatic credibility while dunking on himself
Bruno Maçães (via @wttp3)•
Delusional treadmill grifter loves himself, metrics disagree
either ascend to godhood or get swallowed by a singularity (no in-between)
skill issue: spent 20yrs earning what an alarm clock made overnight
Speedrunning dopamine receptor death with pharmaceutical confidence
bro peptides changed his face, not in the way he thinks
Peak scam energy: lose 30lbs instantly with juice they legally can't claim does anything
my coping mechanisms are superior to your biohacking delusions
didn't prepare speech, only saw blonde hair, womens month achieved
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
guy demands credit for inventing 250 years, mathematically confused
Acyn (via @wttp3)•
Peak confidence meets peak bad decisions: a love story
Leading the blind to the edge with Fox News and pure vibes
Dubai dreams meet zero liquidity nightmares: a golden masterpiece of satirical chaos
rich but make it suffer: a fever dream of flex culture collapsing
Heroin-infused mushroom slop for girlboss energy, no cap
"minimal supplements" *takes 20 pills* energy
apocalypse energyshitpost theologyparty as religion
treating drunk dancing as spiritual salvation, extremely online
Living the dream in a room that smells like old pizza and regret
functioning alcoholic energyreddit confession cursecry for help vibes
Extrovert unlocked: turns out it's just alcoholism
Techno chad meets ice cream truck reality
Individual environmental anxiety meets global military-industrial apocalypse
Psychology major speedruns Oedipal complex via NFT energy
Iran's sending vibes through radio, Daily Star fears the numbers
Google's AI apparently speedrunning sci-fi villain arc
chosen one speedrun: cryptic space nonsense with zero punctuation
Girl gets drafted into international conflict (very demure, very mindful)
popcorn salt salt welcome to hell i am the protagonist reddit kings bow
Woman celebrates Reddit IPO by praising its misogynistic hellscape
mindfulness guru meets autocorrect demon in the most unhinged self-help manifesto
humble brag gone wrongwealth flex cringeroasted in replies
Rich guy learns what 'freedom' costs, gets demolished in replies
God's speedrun% any% glitchless - universe rejection to Armageddon routing
read one blog post, now I'm basically a DevOps architect
Careful what you wish for: a geopolitical self-own speedrun
simping energyfrench unhingedparasocial devotion
Marina owns you in binary: pass or kneel, no in-between
Rat (via @wttp3)•
Peak wellness: scanning morning wood with a dollar store thermometer
desk jockey thinks they're running a dating lab, admits to full stalking mode
Golden toilets & fake Sun Tzu quotes: peak brain-rot palace aesthetics
Peak internet masculinity cope: 'I hold big pipe, therefore superior'
