Golden toilets & fake Sun Tzu quotes: peak brain-rot palace aesthetics
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Peak internet masculinity cope: 'I hold big pipe, therefore superior'
Peak slop: CIA mk-ultra but make it celebrity clinic gossip
News algorithm experiencing a psychotic break, circa now
fursuit energytree goblin hourscringe cosplay
Nature documentary featuring two specimens in their natural habitat
motivational quote gets roasted by reality in the savage punchline
man really said 'i want a woman but make her a controlled robot'
Woman thinks GPS dog collar = acceptable abandonment, arrested
Collin Rugg (via @wttp3)•
Born with cursive flowing through veins, uses it as workplace dominance tool
roro, PhD (via @wttp3)•
Man describes giving himself medal, then preemptively copes about fake news
RedWave Press (via @wttp3)•
Pat Sharp didn't consent to this kitchen roll slander
cloning ethics debate nobody asked for ft. headless bodies & vomiting journalists
bro really thought we wouldn't judge him for this one
Tiger assault + religious conversion + Capri Sun = peak unhinged
Desperate times require desperate salute gestures and pink hearts
Rent-free galaxy brain logic: cheating is respect, faithfulness is emasculation
girl logic: become a homewrecker for TikTok engagement
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news article meets unhinged doxxing checklist, somehow both real
stan energy meets restraining order energy in 5-minute walk paragraph
ROBOT JOURNALISM AT ITS FINEST: INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND PANICKING
Bigfoot alphabet Illuminati zodiac cipher wake up sheeple
incoherent cobra posts about fictional coins while suffering maximally
snake oil spiritualityunhinged confidence griftchalk prophecy
man discovers chalk dust cures AI with pure vibes and unwarranted swagger
Bruh predicted AI psychosis using chalk and main character energy
Local woman catches only W's with sardine diet, skin glows radioactively
Touch grass, ratio yourself into oblivion, read the room challenge (impossible)
Built a whole brand without consent, one chocolate joke at a time
AliquisNovus (via @wttp3)•
Grandpas discovered Discord and formed a bread-based MLM
broke man explains why women won't date him (it's science)
Ran 500 miles on fungi, discovered he's unhinged
Buying 2M Bitcoin with the boys while reality crashes
Mystery powder cures 20 years of alcoholism, doctors HATE this one weird trick
The penguin does not care about your fact-check attempts
They want you stupid AND broke, very ambitious agenda tbh
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£10 to fake mug you so you look hard in front of your girl
Teen cosplayed as oligarch son, speedran consequences
new year resolution speedrun: sobriety was cool until london made me basic
two randoms in sparkly fits invented an entire genre (citation needed)
Sasha Baron Cohen roasts modern audiences for being too dumb to understand his satire
Threatening taxes to buy islands is peak diplomatic genius
Seven internet goblins walk into a club, reality checks out
FearBuck (via @wttp3)•
guy discovers X has a report button, threatens legal apocalypse
Rep. Eric Swalwell (via @wttp3)•
Candace claims she's X-Men eligible but plays dumb to avoid recruitment
Cinema Shogun (via @wttp3)•
Sony CEO arc meets spiritual hearing aid donor meets accidental poetry
Penelope did EVERYTHING (including him) - unhinged character glazing
𓄼 𝐤𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐲𝐲𝐲 ➷｡. bton spoilers! (via @wttp3)•
Elon defines police state as country with 640x fewer police killings
man declares himself president of different country via shitpost, historians confused
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bro says goodbye romantically then immediately simps & tells
