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grandma smells like death, actually
A deeply unhinged manifesto from someone who believes they can diagnose organ failure via olfaction and that vaccines caused their morning piss to foam, delivered with apocalyptic poetry about inherited bloodline curses. This is what happens when a Reddit armchair biologist discovers their family has normal aging problems and decides they're a mystical health detective. Peak chronically-online catastrophizing dressed up as ancestral wisdom.