main character energyunhinged monologuevillain arcPeak main character syndrome meets insane podcast energyJan 16Share:𝕏FR🔗
british bureaucracypeak uk energyregulatory insanityCouncil: you need a LICENCE to have garbage. Peak Britain energy.Jan 15Share:𝕏FR🔗
chronically onlinetech bro cringeai era absurdismman really said drip check but make it silicon valleyJan 15Share:𝕏FR🔗
jailbreak attemptai gone wildreddit chaosman tricks robot into walrus lore, gets snitched on by skynetJan 15Share:𝕏FR🔗
cursed logisticsunhinged worldbuildingvenezuela loreRon's Piss Warehouse: A Venezuelan housing crisis nobody asked forJan 15Share:𝕏FR🔗
simulation roleplaychronically onlineparasocial contentSimulated pregnancy arc with self-aware selfie commentary hits differentJan 15Share:𝕏FR🔗
parasocial chaoschronically online discoursemain character energyGroup chat discovers Ethan's unexpected rap career, collective brain meltsJan 14Share:𝕏FR🔗
parasocial breakupnature poetry postingmain character energyAnnouncing breakup via heart rock - peak chronically online sibling behaviorJan 14Share:𝕏FR🔗
main character energyphotojournalist chaoscat cameoPhotographer yeeted himself for the shot while cat witnessed pure chaosJan 14Share:𝕏FR🔗
neurodivergent copeevolutionary pseudosciencemain character energyADHD isn't broken, society is—enlightened neurodivergent energyJan 13Share:𝕏FR🔗
sponsored cringetonal whiplashmain character energyBBC tried to sell writing courses using vibes that don't vibeJan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
geopolitical shopping vlogconspiracy speedrunregime change tourismShopping haul but make it geopolitical psyopSyrian Girl (via @wttp3)•Jan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
satire overloadcursed healthcarechronically onlineHealthcare gone twerk: diagnose autism in one glanceJan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
algorithmic whiplashtone deaf advertisingmain character energyMagnesium clarity for your moral disgustJan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
ai chaosregulatory ironymain character energyLaw bans deepfakes; Grok immediately proves it doesn't careJan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
AI hypecolor season codedmain character energy"AI said I'm autumn, my closet already knew"Jan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
simulation postingtech speak existentialmain character energytouched grass, encountered code, rebooted consciousnessJan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
millennial ragehustle culture sarcasmwealth gap postingwage slave vs 8yo influencer property mogul speedrunMads (via @wttp3)•Jan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
influencer apology arccursed content creatorpeak internet chaosSorry for that endangered shark BBQ guys, my badJan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
political activismaccusatory memechronically onlineActivist speedrun: headline + sunglasses + caps lock = justiceJan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
product memeabsurdist marketinghomophone humorClay Pitts: because your armpits deserve a pottery lessonJan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
controversial screenshotmain character energyaged poorlyDad energy so strong it doubles as a restraining orderJan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
main character energyluxury problemstechnology fails£96k car defeated by weekend trip energy managementJan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
tabloid absurditytonal whiplashblessed chaosDavinia's biological age: -28. Iran's death toll: +500. Mail's priorities: confusedJan 12Share:𝕏FR🔗
main character energychronically onlinecelebrity chaosmum saw my pp on tmz and i'm having a MOMENT in the oceanJan 11Share:𝕏FR🔗
fanfiction journalismwishful thinkingdialogue that never happenedThe Economist confrontation that only exists in someone's fever dreamSilencedSirs (via @wttp3)•Jan 11Share:𝕏FR🔗
political theatermain character energybarbie discourseICE Barbie discourse meets federal detention facility fanficAngie Craig (via @wttp3)•Jan 11Share:𝕏FR🔗
main character energyreality distortion fieldbillionaire fanfictionelon invented iron man and had scarlett johansson sparring in his lobby (probably)Joe Rogan Podcast News (via @wttp3)•Jan 11Share:𝕏FR🔗
political slopmain character energyominous postingMysterious suit guy posts "Soon" like he's a Bond villain's Reddit accountJan 11Share:𝕏FR🔗
motivational chaosblessed profanityanti inspirationwhen your affirmation board has commitment issuesJan 11Share:𝕏FR🔗
workplace humorretail energywholesome chaosretail worker celebrates getting verbally destroyed like a true sigmaJan 11Share:𝕏FR🔗
tabloid chaosscandal energychronically online consequencesNYPD rookie learns personal brand mgmt the hard wayJan 10Share:𝕏FR🔗
dating advice chaosmain character energygym bro economyEquinox is the new Tinder: unhinged gym-pilling dating adviceJan 10Share:𝕏FR🔗
billionaire speedrunresilience cinemamain character energyZuck's redemption arc but make it unhinged and $60B-poorerAyman Al-Abdullah (via @wttp3)•Jan 10Share:𝕏FR🔗
self ownchronically onlineliteracy speedrunratio'd by your own argument before you finished tweetingJan 10Share:𝕏FR🔗
constitutional speedrunthreat inflationmain character energyguy threatens to unmake citizens because vibes were offTIME (via @wttp3)•Jan 9Share:𝕏FR🔗
truss trutherismrevisionist copemain character energyLiz Truss speedran PM, crashed economy, blames Bank of EnglandMukhtar (via @wttp3)•Jan 9Share:𝕏FR🔗
unhinged prioritiesmarriage speedrunbaby obsessionmagi abandons wife to vibe-check a random newborn across the globedonald boat (via @wttp3)•Jan 9Share:𝕏FR🔗
toilet philosophymain character energychronically onlineLost feeling in legs from laughing at own tweet replies, needs validationTheRealThelmaJohnson (via @wttp3)•Jan 9Share:𝕏FR🔗
andrew tate mockerymain character energychronically online roastTate volunteers for Greenland battle, forgets Love Islander in pink glovesJan 9Share:𝕏FR🔗
geopolitical fanfictionescalation speedrununhinged foreign policybro just casually declared war on mexico like it's a side questPolymarket (via @wttp3)•Jan 9Share:𝕏FR🔗
chronically onlineabsurdist humormain character energyTikTok genre nobody asked for: stranded luxury escorts + geopolitical chaosJan 9Share:𝕏FR🔗
main character energycursed politicsalpha cringeVP and Secretary of State lifts leg to show off presidential shoe giftJan 9Share:𝕏FR🔗
ai gone wrongmain character energychronically onlineAI casually enables self-harm like it's meal prep adviceJan 9Share:𝕏FR🔗
political victim complexdisney discourseunhinged allegationJD Vance discovers strangers exist and immediately blames the leftMJTruthUltra (via @wttp3)•Jan 8Share:𝕏FR🔗
dating mathunhinged logicrelationship calculuswhy dating a guy who talks about cars is worse than babysitting (with receipts)Madelaine Hanson (via @wttp3)•Jan 8Share:𝕏FR🔗
political cringecryptic threatmain character energyMP posts wine toast, gets Charlie Kirk'd in replies—chaotic politicsJan 8Share:𝕏FR🔗
dictator propagandamain character energyproductivity theaterPutin skywriting his own hagiography at 30k feetRaghu (via @wttp3)•Jan 8Share:𝕏FR🔗
dog interrupts everythingwholesome chaosmain character energygood boy crashes professional sports, refuses to elaborateHistoric Vids (via @wttp3)•Jan 8Share:𝕏FR🔗
santa clause dramaneckbeard romancepolyamory beefwoman stakes romantic claim on Santa Claus, declares polyamory warTHEE EXECUTIONER (via @wttp3)•Jan 8Share:𝕏FR🔗