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polyamory manifesto meets self-help MLM in a CMV thread

SLOP+ By honeybee2894

Emotional connection is why it’s important, and you should spend that out amongst multiple people so that all your needs get met in different ways and...

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Therapy bad, just talk to your uncles instead (he's very close with his)

SLOP+ By Skullclownlol

> I soft disagree with this, but I think this is partly because I've been lucky to be very close with some friends and dad's brothers growing up. W...

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Retroactive justification for being a coward, speedrun edition

SLOP+ By @Jay-oj4hj

@x1ngyuu Nothing wrong with ghosting someone who was leading you on anyway

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Psychoanalyzed entire relationship from one text message

SLOP+ By gdrom123

Please come back and update us. I have a strong feeling he was living a double life while you were long distance. The way he spoke in the text is indi...

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girl if he didn't tell his friends about you for 7 years that's not a red flag it's a parade

SLOP+ By saucisse

Neither did his male friends, you say yourself they're surprised to find out that he's been in a relationship this entire time. None of his friends k...

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LDR speedrun: diagnosing commitment issues via text analysis

SLOP+ By Informal-Breath-3327

Sounds like the entire time on LDR he never brought you up to keep his options open. By that txt he sent he sounds like straight up player stringing y...

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7 years in and still doing couples therapy on reddit lmao

SLOP+ By Ok-Analyst-5801

That's something you might say in the first month, not 7 years in. If my partner had an entire section of friends that didn't know about me within 6 m...

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7-year relationship speedrun with unsolicited divorce predictions

SLOP+ By sexandliquor

Honestly I don’t think he’s even a master liar. Not much about this seems very masterfully done. Largely because he never needed to do so since OP has...

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Marriage won't fix your broken brain, but sure, let's try it anyway

SLOP+ By Standard-Elk-2943

Also he's doing it because he thinks it'll break a cycle. It'll just make him feel trapped once he realises nothing changes after a wedding ceremony.

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one normal parent = universal trauma recovery hack

SLOP+ By unknown

Kids that go to school and have one normal parent usually figure out the truth and turn out ok.

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