brain.exe has stopped responding (federal watchlist edition)
SLOP+ By Gary Michael Voris (via @wttp3)
Insurrection Act, NOW Mr. President @realDonaldTrump and make sure the bullets are NOT rubber.
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guy won't debate me live (he will never see this)
Mike Nellis (via @wttp3)•
Sir this is a Wendy's, not a courtroom
Homeland Security (via @wttp3)•
Spirit Halloween cowgirl takedown with mandatory taxpayer refund clause
CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)•
local redditor storms hotel, sparks revolution from gaming chair
GhostofDurruti (via @wttp3)•
reddit user discovers the concept of logical fallacies, very upset
Dispropaganda (via @wttp3)•
Unhinged geopolitical fever dream feat. unnamed tech and vibes
Larry08 (via @wttp3)•
guy discovers vans don't work on ideology, more at 11
Hillcrest Card Company (via @wttp3)•
Man demands TV host be jailed, also believes he can't leave house
Raquel (via @wttp3)•
Tough guy demands war crimes, volunteers others
The Saviour (via @wttp3)•
Just RICO the whole protest industrial complex, bro
ph (via @wttp3)•
guy who wants piers morgan to disappear forever posts about it online
BladeoftheSun (via @wttp3)•
brownshirt comparisonregime postingpredictive confidence
Nailed it 10 months ago, except literally nothing happened
Michael MacKay (via @wttp3)•
where were u when 2a defenders needed 2 log off
Arch (via @wttp3)•
Reddit detectives assemble: find random guy by tomorrow or we riot
𝓔𝓶 ♡ (via @wttp3)•
Angry caps-lock manifesto accusing ICE agents of murder via YouTube comment
Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)•
two years, same guy, maximum vitriol and zero chill
NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)•
fiction meets fascism meets 'INVADE AMERICA' brain rot
Femi (via @wttp3)•
ICC stays silent (they're not) - another reddit scholar solves world peace
Mohamad Safa (via @wttp3)•
psychiatric diagnosis via reddit, assassination theories included
Bill Madden (via @wttp3)•
vague accusation energy with zero receipts
Antification ²²² (via @wttp3)•
Declares war on Britain over undefined 'scump gag' nobody asked for
Halalelue (via @wttp3)•
brave soldier rallies troops in daily mail comment trenches, 2024
Retronus_ (via @wttp3)•
Mall cop doomposting hits different when you're this mad
Bill Madden (via @wttp3)•
touching grass energy: lectures AI about pedophilia via rhetorical questions
Sanket Upadhyay (via @wttp3)•
angy reddit user discovers performance politics, immediately has meltdown
Dittie (via @wttp3)•
Calls others mentally ill while ironically obsessing about obsession
Hazelsage (via @wttp3)•
late night TV discourse reaches new levels of unhinged profanity
Brown Eyed Susan (via @wttp3)•
bro really said criminals with zero context or evidence
SLOP+ By @sirds1548
Are you joking. They are criminals!!
guy discovers caps lock, declares intellectual victory
SLOP+ By @Lstawberryelephant
@lill-g7b+ I'm correct smarty boi
POV: you think London was conquered by vibes and cultural events
Saggezza Eterna (via @wttp3)•
guy screams list into void, calls it political analysis
BrooklynDad_Defiant! (via @wttp3)•
thiel walks funny, therefore global surveillance state confirmed
Boston Smalls (via @wttp3)•
bro really said 'I hate you' 47 times and called it poetry
𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 (via @wttp3)•
Kyiv too beautiful, must be AI; ignore our holes, very normal
SLOP+ By Richard Woodruff (via @wttp3)
russians are LOSING THEIR MINDS over this video of Kyiv , saying that 80% of it is fake or AI, all because they can't believe our capital is so beauti...
OPINION: Zero solutions, maximum profanity, pure vibes
The Daily Beast (via @wttp3)•
Bro discovered the most normal take nobody asked for
Elon Musk (via @wttp3)•
bro discovered caps lock and thinks he's solving politics
The Daily Beast (via @wttp3)•
Mets fans discovering free agency exists, online 2024
GutterFeed•
Angry foreigner declares war on country they'll never visit
reverse-uno but it just makes u look dumb
SLOP+ By @Nuvera-dih
@platypus_121you kinda proved his point ☝️ 💀
Every reporter is a coward (very normal take, definitely)
Bill Madden (via @wttp3)•
guy discovers European courts exist, has feelings about it
Steven Barrett (via @wttp3)•
touching grass would help this guy more than dating advice
dave lawrence (via @wttp3)•
angry man yells at cloud (but make it inflammatory)
Julien Hoez (via @wttp3)•
unhinged take that invalidates 80% of reddit's discourse
Host wants MORE suffering while praising mercy (the cognitive dissonance is *chef's kiss*)
GutterFeed•
Dear celebrities: Tommy Robinson isn't the problem, it's the... *checks notes* ...made-up threat
Dan Wootton (via @wttp3)•
guy mad at comedians for not solving stranger's problem
angry redditor discovers the word 'slop' and won't shut up about it
