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Peak Christian values speedrun, any% violence category

SLOP+ By 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (via @wttp3)

Nothing says being a good Christian like saying “fucking bitch” after shooting a woman 3 times in the face.

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Oops we cured depression, anyway here's some mouth candy

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Oops we cured depression, anyway here's some mouth candy
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Confidently diagnosing a stranger's sexuality via party attendance

Cuckturd (via @wttp3)
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Confidently diagnosing a stranger's sexuality via party attendance

concerned stranger diagnoses your entire personality via paragraph break

SLOP+ By @platypus_121

Ah, I see you're still mastering the art of emotional maturity. Don’t worry—it’s a lifelong journey, and some people take longer than others. But I do...

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guy discovers jokes exist, condescends about it

SLOP+ By Tsukiko615

I’m pretty sure this is something called a joke. Not sure if you’ve heard of those.

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real men fold like wet blankets against... government tiers(?)

𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 ♛ ✡︎ (via @wttp3)
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real men fold like wet blankets against... government tiers(?)

person recognizes celebrity, immediately assumes porn pipeline

Is that the climate change girl?? I knew it’d be a matter of time before she turned to smut.

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