Jeff Goldblum's unsolicited dating advice hidden in a Sega CD game

Some absolute legend at Sega decided to weaponize Jeff Goldblum's chaotic energy into a bizarre PSA disguised as video game content, telling gamers to touch grass and hit on the opposite sex. This is the digital equivalent of your weird uncle giving life advice at Thanksgiving, except it's baked into a cartridge nobody asked for. Peak 90s energy: unhinged, paternalistic, and completely unaware of how weird it sounds.