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unhinged biohacker discovers that normal people are NPCs

By Mikli (via @wttp3)
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unhinged biohacker discovers that normal people are NPCs
Some guy named Clavicular decided that having a beer with friends and watching sports is literally the worst possible use of human existence, presumably while he's grinding PubMed abstracts at 3 AM. The real meat here is the pure contempt for 99% of humanity's leisure choices combined with this messianic "ascending" rhetoric—very much the energy of someone who discovered self-optimization content and now views casual enjoyment as a form of spiritual slavery. It's the kind of take that makes you wonder if normal hobbies are actually sins against your potential or if this guy just needs to touch grass and have a beer.
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