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Most people do nothing except the ones who do things, apparently

SLOP+ By @andreimaxwell4455

Just look around, vast amount of people do nothing all day, just eat and sleep and follow social norms, only people doing a bit more are the ones livi...

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npc dialogueuncanny complimentrandom benevolence

creepy-but-make-it-wholesome: objectify then ask about their mom

I enjoy watching your body and you got a good look about it especially you got a good looking face. How is your family doing? You have a good day, swe...

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npc dialogueroommate energyblessed indifference

roommate's response was too based to process

cassidy (via @wttp3)
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roommate's response was too based to process
npc dialogueawkward greetinginternet politeness

guy just vibes, says his name, leaves. the interaction nobody asked for

@first-namelast-name
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guy just vibes, says his name, leaves. the interaction nobody asked for
npc dialoguesocial media silencedead inside energy

guy replies to tweet with the enthusiasm of a DMV employee

SLOP+ By @Emilie_memorial

@nannthae5561  i see

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Generic empathy bot encounters mildly unusual situation

SLOP+ By @BedtimeDG

What?? That's not normal at all, I'm sorry that happened

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bane postingnpc dialoguedark knight rises

bane's existential crisis but make it nihilistic

SLOP+ By @BrokezFv

no one cared

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The most aggressively mid affirmation ever committed to text

SLOP+ By @locke4249

sweet. looking forward to it!

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npc dialoguemysterious gratitudecontext void

Thank you Jim (nobody knows who Jim is or what he did)

SLOP+ By @ckpemac5268

Thank you Jim

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npc dialogueagreement spamempty calories

bro really said 'i agree' and thought that was content

SLOP+ By @dontemcl

Definitely agree with you said here.

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npc dialoguemid conversation energyquestion mark abuse

surely the room was interesting, we'll never know

SLOP+ By jerrythealien

That’s what I was wondering. Looks like an interesting room?!

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npc dialoguevauge postingsee you space cowboy

Cryptic goodbye from someone we barely know

Abelarra
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Cryptic goodbye from someone we barely know
npc dialoguedefault responsevoid energy

thank you so much :) - the digital equivalent of a blank stare

SLOP+ By annoyingtatortot

thank you so much :)

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Two people discovering they have the same thought: revolutionary

SLOP+ By LilMissRoRo

I thought the exact same thing.

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Very beautiful sexy

Very very nice very very beautiful 😍 love ❤️ you sexy beautiful sexy sexy beautiful sexy

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nobody asked but here's my unsolicited posting rules

SLOP+ By FucksGuysWithAccents

You can ask in the comments section 👍 The title should only be type of room and location (city and/or state).

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