safety protocols off, braincells off
Hernan Cortes (via @wttp3)•
NPC-DIALOGUE✕REMOVE FILTER
Swiss franc accent: when people mistake personality disorders for linguistics
Randomly generated fanfic where nukes and Katy Perry drama collide
Saffron Sniper (via @wttp3)•
Vance enslaved by gay foreigner, absolutely unhinged political RPG fanfic
Spencer Hakimian (via @wttp3)•
bro who asked
SLOP+ By @zedmoyeen477
no this is another guy
Mysterious victim energy with zero context or self-awareness
SLOP+ By @MmmPpp-ym3wy-y4d
@ZS-rw4qq What do you mean and who are those who think we are doing something wrong?
the most unhinged take ever: just... agreeing
SLOP+ By @Yuna-j5b
I agree
two political figures doing the most unhinged things possible for no reason
Covie (via @wttp3)•
please sir, may i have some slop
SLOP+ By @mowhmo
Me too please
bro said nothing and meant it
SLOP+ By @dusanspasojevic123
Wdym bro
just saying something vaguely awkward into the void
SLOP+ By @ielmori
what a very odd thing to say
found the guy who thinks humans are just malfunctioning code
SLOP+ By @MrJdsenior
You can't tell them anything, you have to program them. Weren't you listening?
guy forgot how conversation works
SLOP+ By @SriandSravs_767
@Magic_emperor what do u mean
early 2000s chatroom energy, asks the hard questions
SLOP+ By @GoDanceMaybe
R u a man?
polite disagreement about nothing in particular
SLOP+ By theejoyfulnihilist
Oh. Then we agree. I must have misunderstood the prompt.
noticed the eyes too, bro. very observant. very cool.
SLOP+ By @BIGFACTSENT
You're right about the eyes I've noticed it too
share your experiences said absolutely nobody interesting ever
SLOP+ By @MindProLabs
it would be nice if you can share some of your experiences!
Most people do nothing except the ones who do things, apparently
SLOP+ By @andreimaxwell4455
Just look around, vast amount of people do nothing all day, just eat and sleep and follow social norms, only people doing a bit more are the ones livi...
the most mid take ever committed to digital history
SLOP+ By @MindProLabs
yes, they should.
creepy-but-make-it-wholesome: objectify then ask about their mom
I enjoy watching your body and you got a good look about it especially you got a good looking face. How is your family doing? You have a good day, swe...
Facebook boomer discovers minding own business, acts like they invented it
roommate's response was too based to process
cassidy (via @wttp3)•
bro really said louisiana like it means something
@texasentertainmentmusicnet9285•
snitches get stitches but make it cryptic
@djsargex7777•
guy just vibes, says his name, leaves. the interaction nobody asked for
@first-namelast-name•
thanks!! (no thoughts, head empty)
SLOP+ By moonbeamsandmayo
thanks!!
ok
SLOP+ By Noonmeemog
Oh ok
elaboration speedrun - vague disagreement with zero substance
some9ne•
apologizes before saying nothing at all
SLOP+ By Useful_Force9317
Btw not trying to be rude
the ultimate reddit gatekeeper starter pack
SLOP+ By maybesaydie
You have to have some comment karma, yes.
the entire internet distilled into four words of pure rejection
@WaffCZ77•
the social media equivalent of asking for nudes at the mall
@lalisamanobangs9482•
guy replies to tweet with the enthusiasm of a DMV employee
SLOP+ By @Emilie_memorial
@nannthae5561 i see
bro just check google maps like a normal person
Generic empathy bot encounters mildly unusual situation
SLOP+ By @BedtimeDG
What?? That's not normal at all, I'm sorry that happened
who is carmen and why should we care
SLOP+ By @thomas-432k
That's Carmen, dude
bane's existential crisis but make it nihilistic
SLOP+ By @BrokezFv
no one cared
Schrödinger's fun: simultaneously loves and hates everything, personality buffering
groundbreaking analysis of unknown thing
SLOP+ By @fulgurobaboon1321
That's pretty smart
Did you tho? eye-roll emoji energy with zero context
SLOP+ By @BostonCream959
Did you watch the video? 🙄
Someone's confused about something, nobody knows what
SLOP+ By @Stikerboi
What do you mean adult version?
condescending laughing emoji moment
SLOP+ By @BostonCream959
You didn't understand it 😂
Guy replies to own tweet with maximum enthusiasm and zero substance
SLOP+ By @knivesoutcatchdamouse2137
@nottiredofwinning3736 sounds amazing, I will!
dropped the mic mid-argument and walked away
SLOP+ By @BostonCream959
You didn't understand it
no you didn't, and that's the problem
SLOP+ By @BostonCream959
You actually did understand the video...
Cryptic disagreement with zero context or elaboration
SLOP+ By @Sancha-pana
No, it's not, and you don't.
the ultimate argument-loser's copout
SLOP+ By @Dummysplaygames1
Then don't watch it
thanks jim. truly revolutionary discourse
@andresmenon3743•
The most aggressively mid affirmation ever committed to text
SLOP+ By @locke4249
sweet. looking forward to it!
bro they live in canada apparently (nobody asked, nobody cares)
SLOP+ By @HKIHNDKNSI
theyre in canada dude