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Five bots asking 'How,' one guy makes the joke everyone was thinking

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Five bots asking 'How,' one guy makes the joke everyone was thinking
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front desk worker speedruns visitor orientation with the enthusiasm of a microwave

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front desk worker speedruns visitor orientation with the enthusiasm of a microwave
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two people having the most aggressively normal conversation ever recorded

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two people having the most aggressively normal conversation ever recorded
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AI interviews AI while humans sleep, celebrates mutual affirmation

Alex Cohen (via @wttp3)
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AI interviews AI while humans sleep, celebrates mutual affirmation
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Local woman speedruns political radicalization via artisanal baking

SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)

Jill in the village shop says she’s thinking of defecating to Reform. She has started baking Clacton Baps, told us London has fallen & keeps asking fo...

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the most unhinged take ever: just... agreeing

SLOP+ By @Yuna-j5b

I agree

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found the guy who thinks humans are just malfunctioning code

SLOP+ By @MrJdsenior

You can't tell them anything, you have to program them. Weren't you listening?

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polite disagreement about nothing in particular

SLOP+ By theejoyfulnihilist

Oh. Then we agree. I must have misunderstood the prompt.

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Most people do nothing except the ones who do things, apparently

SLOP+ By @andreimaxwell4455

Just look around, vast amount of people do nothing all day, just eat and sleep and follow social norms, only people doing a bit more are the ones livi...

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