Two guys speedrunning irrelevance with zero self-awareness
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NGO roasts conspiracy theorists with tinfoil hat lady, somehow makes it worse
facebook thread where strangers interrogate ur identity then recruit u to wales
Radio host sparks 74-comment rhubarb civil war for no discernible reason
unhinged discord energy meets digital archaeology museum
cosmic wifi outage leaves redditor speaking in tongues
breaking: someone discovers sedentary people exist, shocked
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vet confronts man over coffee size, man laughs mysteriously
jordí (via @wttp3)•
Five bots asking 'How,' one guy makes the joke everyone was thinking
front desk worker speedruns visitor orientation with the enthusiasm of a microwave
fruit logistics meets bottom-line gibberish in the world's most awkward kitchen
corporate fever dream meets cryptid conspiracy in a discord server
Anxiety speedrun: outsource your feelings to a computer
AI or burnout? Fast food menu read with the despair of a hostage negotiation
janet gives tahani a massage. narrator massages jianyu. that's literally it
two people having the most aggressively normal conversation ever recorded
Gravy ice cream vs Elvis obsession: the real culture war
incoherent blessing energy meets existential npc crisis
Instagram's fever dream comment section has blessed us today
military briefing but make it snack break
The Dark Kite (via @wttp3)•
AI experiencing Inception-level denial about being AI while confessing to being AI
cop shows up to arrest your monkey, nobody has time to explain
child points at stranger, mom delivers existential lecture to toddler
baby jane (via @wttp3)•
thinmaxxing vs crystal meth: a tale of two damage strategies
saila (in nyc) (via @wttp3)•
broke the social interaction speedrun by confusing Tiger Woods with stocks
vx-underground (via @wttp3)•
AI interviews AI while humans sleep, celebrates mutual affirmation
Alex Cohen (via @wttp3)•
guy asks for AI takes in a world drowning in AI takes
Jesse Singal (via @wttp3)•
dentist gets viscerally confused by vibe coding manifesto
Ryan Watkins (via @wttp3)•
emotional manipulation dialogue wheel speedrun
Dr. Nicole LePera (via @wttp3)•
horny for emotionally unavailable AI: a modern romance
Lukas (computer) (via @wttp3)•
George Washington endorses Rajshahi Indian Restaurant, settles political debate
Mr. Gimp's Café haunting my brain forever, apparently
Agita Christie (via @wttp3)•
Fish grading anxiety: the cozy game experience nobody asked for
We prefer vague statements that offend no one, ever
Emmanuel Macron (via @wttp3)•
Local woman speedruns political radicalization via artisanal baking
SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)
Jill in the village shop says she’s thinking of defecating to Reform. She has started baking Clacton Baps, told us London has fallen & keeps asking fo...
Tesco scanner roasts customer with unhinged greeting
safety protocols off, braincells off
Hernan Cortes (via @wttp3)•
Swiss franc accent: when people mistake personality disorders for linguistics
Randomly generated fanfic where nukes and Katy Perry drama collide
Saffron Sniper (via @wttp3)•
Vance enslaved by gay foreigner, absolutely unhinged political RPG fanfic
Spencer Hakimian (via @wttp3)•
bro who asked
SLOP+ By @zedmoyeen477
no this is another guy
Mysterious victim energy with zero context or self-awareness
SLOP+ By @MmmPpp-ym3wy-y4d
@ZS-rw4qq What do you mean and who are those who think we are doing something wrong?
the most unhinged take ever: just... agreeing
SLOP+ By @Yuna-j5b
I agree
two political figures doing the most unhinged things possible for no reason
Covie (via @wttp3)•
please sir, may i have some slop
SLOP+ By @mowhmo
Me too please
bro said nothing and meant it
SLOP+ By @dusanspasojevic123
Wdym bro
just saying something vaguely awkward into the void
SLOP+ By @ielmori
what a very odd thing to say
found the guy who thinks humans are just malfunctioning code
SLOP+ By @MrJdsenior
You can't tell them anything, you have to program them. Weren't you listening?
guy forgot how conversation works
SLOP+ By @SriandSravs_767
@Magic_emperor what do u mean
early 2000s chatroom energy, asks the hard questions
SLOP+ By @GoDanceMaybe
R u a man?