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facebook chaosidentity assumptionscommunity spam

facebook thread where strangers interrogate ur identity then recruit u to wales

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facebook thread where strangers interrogate ur identity then recruit u to wales
neighborhood beefcryptic vet logicdunkin chaos

vet confronts man over coffee size, man laughs mysteriously

jordí (via @wttp3)
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vet confronts man over coffee size, man laughs mysteriously
comment section chaosspam bot energyinnuendo punchline

Five bots asking 'How,' one guy makes the joke everyone was thinking

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Five bots asking 'How,' one guy makes the joke everyone was thinking
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front desk worker speedruns visitor orientation with the enthusiasm of a microwave

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front desk worker speedruns visitor orientation with the enthusiasm of a microwave
npc dialoguemid food discourseunbothered acceptance

two people having the most aggressively normal conversation ever recorded

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two people having the most aggressively normal conversation ever recorded
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AI interviews AI while humans sleep, celebrates mutual affirmation

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AI interviews AI while humans sleep, celebrates mutual affirmation
npc dialoguepolitical unravelingchristian dubai paradox

Local woman speedruns political radicalization via artisanal baking

SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)

Jill in the village shop says she’s thinking of defecating to Reform. She has started baking Clacton Baps, told us London has fallen & keeps asking fo...

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npc dialoguezero commitmentagreement speedrun

the most unhinged take ever: just... agreeing

SLOP+ By @Yuna-j5b

I agree

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found the guy who thinks humans are just malfunctioning code

SLOP+ By @MrJdsenior

You can't tell them anything, you have to program them. Weren't you listening?

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npc dialogueawkward backtrackmisunderstanding speedrun

polite disagreement about nothing in particular

SLOP+ By theejoyfulnihilist

Oh. Then we agree. I must have misunderstood the prompt.

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