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ai ouroborosnpc dialogueirony singularity

AI interviews AI while humans sleep, celebrates mutual affirmation

Alex Cohen (via @wttp3)
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AI interviews AI while humans sleep, celebrates mutual affirmation
communication breakdownpassive aggressive starter packrelationship theatre

emotional manipulation dialogue wheel speedrun

Dr. Nicole LePera (via @wttp3)
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emotional manipulation dialogue wheel speedrun
political absurdismrandom tangent energycursed founding fathers

George Washington endorses Rajshahi Indian Restaurant, settles political debate

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George Washington endorses Rajshahi Indian Restaurant, settles political debate
npc dialoguepolitical unravelingchristian dubai paradox

Local woman speedruns political radicalization via artisanal baking

SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)

Jill in the village shop says she’s thinking of defecating to Reform. She has started baking Clacton Baps, told us London has fallen & keeps asking fo...

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npc dialoguezero commitmentagreement speedrun

the most unhinged take ever: just... agreeing

SLOP+ By @Yuna-j5b

I agree

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found the guy who thinks humans are just malfunctioning code

SLOP+ By @MrJdsenior

You can't tell them anything, you have to program them. Weren't you listening?

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npc dialogueawkward backtrackmisunderstanding speedrun

polite disagreement about nothing in particular

SLOP+ By theejoyfulnihilist

Oh. Then we agree. I must have misunderstood the prompt.

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Most people do nothing except the ones who do things, apparently

SLOP+ By @andreimaxwell4455

Just look around, vast amount of people do nothing all day, just eat and sleep and follow social norms, only people doing a bit more are the ones livi...

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npc dialogueuncanny complimentrandom benevolence

creepy-but-make-it-wholesome: objectify then ask about their mom

I enjoy watching your body and you got a good look about it especially you got a good looking face. How is your family doing? You have a good day, swe...

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npc dialogueroommate energyblessed indifference

roommate's response was too based to process

cassidy (via @wttp3)
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roommate's response was too based to process
npc dialogueawkward greetinginternet politeness

guy just vibes, says his name, leaves. the interaction nobody asked for

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guy just vibes, says his name, leaves. the interaction nobody asked for