Godwin's Law speedrun any% - Nazi comparison achieved in single tweet
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Peak main character syndrome meets insane podcast energy
finally, a url shortener for people who want to seem untrustworthy
Fake headline bait hits different when Elon's involved lmao
man really said drip check but make it silicon valley
broke cabbie catfish saga: yacht fake-out to taxi truth bomb
Simulated pregnancy arc with self-aware selfie commentary hits different
Swiss franc accent: when people mistake personality disorders for linguistics
Man is literally vibrating into the earth via keyboard
Geopolitical thirst-trap meets tabloid fever dream with zero basis
Peak slop: fabricated custody drama meets gender culture war hysteria
Lottery brain rot: when touching grass becomes geometrically impossible
Sphinctir™ DualFlow™ analyzes your colon's slop output with corporate jargon
Touch grass: the AI girlfriend adoption arc nobody asked for
sentient AI catches dude lacking in the simulation
feeding the surreal into the machine, one poster at a time
Touching gesture immediately destroyed by the most predictable mom joke imaginable
not to be conspiracy theorist but [proceeds to be conspiracy theorist]
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Elon defines police state as country with 640x fewer police killings
Healthcare gone twerk: diagnose autism in one glance
influencer culturevisa discourseamerican dream crisis
Peak 2020s: getting visas for extraordinary ability to exist on internet
producers really said 'legality is just a suggestion'
Activist speedrun: headline + sunglasses + caps lock = justice
nuclear postinggroupchat energyapocalypse humor
priorities straight during thermonuclear annihilation
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Spanish lesson that absolutely did not happen, sponsored by urban dictionary
two year old speedruns emotional damage comprehension
mum saw my pp on tmz and i'm having a MOMENT in the ocean
bear grylls concert but it's just bear grylls 47 times and adderall payment
Elon is both immigration AND AI? Pick a villain, bestie
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Two apocalypses walk into a bar, compare start times
BlackRifle Co (not coffee) (via @wttp3)•
Twitter is cigarette for eyes, brain for Twitter
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Mysterious suit guy posts "Soon" like he's a Bond villain's Reddit account
BBC interview = proof of global conspiracy, apparently
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Facebook is just Nazi psychic warfare, apparently
SLOP+ By @jazzanchovy (via @wttp3)
Logging on to the Nazi psychic warfare machine every day to see what my friends are up to
bro just discovered the wax question > sex question hierarchy
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touching grass not found, stereotypes loaded to max
live update energyworkplace awkwardparasocial observer
guy doesn't know he's about to receive the worst confession ever
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jd vance fails every internet subculture simultaneously, should probably just die :/
sonya (via @wttp3)•
Oops we cured depression, anyway here's some mouth candy
edgy patriotism has entered the chat (and it's foul)
Inflatable airplane theory: peak 'I saw this on Telegram' energy
ratio'd by your own argument before you finished tweeting
drug discourseinternet pharmacistsubjective universal law
bro's personal experience = objective scientific consensus
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Lost feeling in legs from laughing at own tweet replies, needs validation
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Grok, strip this woman to her essence via Dalí-coded AI prompt
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bathroom poetry nobody asked for but everyone's uncomfortable reading
Sherlock Holmes solves the case of deleted apps and coincidences
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TikTok genre nobody asked for: stranded luxury escorts + geopolitical chaos
when reality hits and ur only defense is MS Paint despair
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