just discovered psychology, everything makes sense now (it doesn't)
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UNHINGED-WISDOM✕REMOVE FILTER
Peak Christian values speedrun, any% violence category
SLOP+ By 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (via @wttp3)
Nothing says being a good Christian like saying “fucking bitch” after shooting a woman 3 times in the face.
Twitter is cigarette for eyes, brain for Twitter
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50yr old playbook turns America into a dumpster fire speedrun
Don Winslow (via @wttp3)•
geopolitical podcast brocondom anecdote energybrainwashing expert arc
Russian pilot's condom bag proves propaganda works, apparently
“Some of the stuff that Russia and China are doing, it’s as sci-fi as what the United States is doing.” “I’ve come to the conclusion that their most ...
being emotionally unavailable is apparently a feature not a bug
ella (via @wttp3)•
my morality > geneva conventions, actually
Mario Nawfal (via @wttp3)•
Reality worse than fiction, but with more crack and rigged slots
theo luminati ▲ (via @wttp3)•
motivational speaker discovers hustle culture via crack addiction
lynk (via @wttp3)•
aunt speedruns ghosting as a personality trait, somehow gets idolized for it
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drug induced zencat interrupts everythingneighbor witness
Overdose poetry: man motionless 4hrs, cats meow, neighbor laughs
birdbath (via @wttp3)•
Nurse discovers mystery crayon in unexpected orifice, questions life choices
Fesshole (via @wttp3)•
Soviets speedrun the bluff while claiming insider knowledge
JDK (via @wttp3)•
LA's vibe so cursed it breaks girls but NYC rat shit builds character
Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO (via @wttp3)•
Touch grass energy masquerading as political analysis ft. ominous ellipses
AnatolijUkraine (via @wttp3)•
DoD rebranding to DoW to enable war-based freedom retention
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Venezuelan explains why trusting US imperialism is actually fine, asks u to have faith
Wall Street Mav (via @wttp3)•
casual alcoholism detection speedrun any%
luca (via @wttp3)•
self help bots declared war on nye mental health
Bioengineers confirm: one weird trick destroyed democracy
Bill Madden (via @wttp3)•
guy wants humanity to collectively unplug and live in caves
psychosomatica (via @wttp3)•
found the guy who thinks humans are just malfunctioning code
SLOP+ By @MrJdsenior
You can't tell them anything, you have to program them. Weren't you listening?
cops hate this one weird trick: password protection
illuminatibot (via @wttp3)•
Freud would need therapy after reading this emotional labor manifesto
Boots speaks in dead cattle prophecy, we pretend to understand
Texas Slim (via @wttp3)•
college bad, mortarboards are mind control, very normal take
Drewski (via @wttp3)•
Entire nations called stupid, dementia diagnosed via blog post
Dr. Dave (via @wttp3)•
Hemp discourse meets lab-leak accusations on Truth Social
Bobby D (via @wttp3)•
evil doctrine requires debauchery paradox, now ascending thru depravity
Russell Brand (via @wttp3)•
guy who markets the anti-marketing stance discovers irony
doomsday poetryhellfire aestheticemo eschatology
beautiful girls go to hell: a theological hot take
armchair theologytrauma excuse speedrundemonic rebranding
everything is either trauma OR demons, never just being weird
man confidently explains how women find new boyfriends after their husbands go to prison
Acyn (via @wttp3)•
Redditor discovers psychology, writes 500 words of confident diagnosis
The Shallow State (via @wttp3)•
guy mad at comedians for not solving stranger's problem
the food printer industrial complex nobody asked for
SLOP+ By GamerTurtle5
you need a food safe printer too, and thats gonna be a bit harder
shrek deserves better than this cursed sexual proposition
SLOP+ By podsmckenzie
So what you’re saying is get that Shrek a butt plug
bro went full conspiracy-mode claiming charity advocacy was actually a front
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divorced dads prefer rooftop parkour to authoritarian regimes, more at 11
Anon Opin. (via @wttp3)•
COVID destroyed human brains, trust me I checked Tinder
James Throt MBBS, MD, PhD, FRCPath (via @wttp3)•
Kanye's proof that not murdering people = immune to mind control
MAVERICK X (via @wttp3)•
motivational poster meets psychiatric hold
slop detection algorithm powered by vibes and made-up bitrate math
E. Z. (via @wttp3)•
worst advice speedrun any% (with crying emoji)
SLOP+ By @RealWonderOfU
This is life ending advice 😭
brain ownership status: questionable
SLOP+ By @Sancha-pana
Your brain? Possibly.
cube planet logicgravity speedrunarmchair physicist
cube planet walk uphill but flat = reddit solved physics
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Marriage won't fix your broken brain, but sure, let's try it anyway
SLOP+ By Standard-Elk-2943
Also he's doing it because he thinks it'll break a cycle. It'll just make him feel trapped once he realises nothing changes after a wedding ceremony.
Discarded dough as a metaphor for resilience nobody asked for
Unknown (via @wttp3)•
arbitrary prejudicebald erasureshower thoughts
follicle-based character assessment nobody asked for
speedrunning divorce with extra steps and zero self-awareness
SLOP+ By unknown
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