war room compromised by omelette-seeking golfer (worst security breach)
Jay Black (via @wttp3)•
UNHINGED-WISDOM✕REMOVE FILTER
UK soldier refuses to die for Trump's midterm cover-up oil war
Jon Burke (via @wttp3)•
psilocybin as substitute for actual introspection, a reddit dissertation
Taylor Sterling (via @wttp3)•
Grandma's bucket list just hit different
Paul Brown (via @wttp3)•
nature does drugs so why is it felony, bro — a journey
Taylor Sterling (via @wttp3)•
woman has marriage epiphany, forgets how sentences work
dental health as a cop detection method, PSA appended for plausible deniability
Greensboro Police Department (via @wttp3)•
four degrees later and still convinced darwin wrote about cobras
dad stashes adderall for toddler's factorio journey, parenting speedrun any%
annie (via @wttp3)•
dad's tier-list approach to curing mortality with supplements
anise (via @wttp3)•
Palantir workers suffering from FAANG rejection, not ethics
Brendan Karet (via @wttp3)•
chaos as a feature, not a bug: the manifestomaxxing starter pack
Nell VH (via @wttp3)•
ADHD meds don't make you real, they make you a fake genius retard
Rat (via @wttp3)•
anthropic guy achieved enlightenment then chose philosophy major instead
Tomás (in London) Bjartur (via @wttp3)•
one guy's god-seeing nervous breakdown cured my mental health
Tomás (in London) Bjartur (via @wttp3)•
horny for emotionally unavailable AI: a modern romance
Lukas (computer) (via @wttp3)•
guy solves AI by telling fisherman story, probably felt very smart
touching grass with someone who has nothing left to lose: a survival guide
利弗森 (via @wttp3)•
treating deodorant apologies like PTSD flashbacks, very normal
Mutt (via @wttp3)•
psychedelic speaktech bro spiritualityforce quit metaphor
my brain.exe has stopped responding (and i'm calling it enlightenment)
Bryan Johnson (via @wttp3)•
pure protein tastes like shit, apparently
Paul (via @wttp3)•
tried everything, sobriety is peak (trust me bro)
ROYZ (via @wttp3)•
Harvard prof's 'glad I didn't kill anybody' email hits different in group chats
The Epstein Files (via @wttp3)•
Psych major discovers two traits, declares war on half the population
Dr. Nicole LePera (via @wttp3)•
Bill Gates STD fanfic disguised as relationship advice
babu bisleri (via @wttp3)•
Defending attraction to minors with trampolines and braces
SLOP+ By Madelaine Hanson (via @wttp3)
Of course I’m unattractive to you. You’re 13. That means the adult–child boundary is intact. Your opinions are not meant to apply to my world. You sho...
dad's parenting philosophy: 10/10, aviation record: 0/10
Miss Ally (via @wttp3)•
IRS discovers new deduction: selling your eternal essence
They want you stupid but also dead, probably
stale cooper (via @wttp3)•
Nazi marketing guru's greatest hits: when evil had a PR department
SLOP+ By Peter Davies (via @wttp3)
Joseph Goebbels' in his own words “If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, & you will even come to believe it yourself.” “Arguments ...
if he can do it, so can i: a motivational disaster
Fuck ICE (via @wttp3)•
body's threat detection has no chill, treats spreadsheets like apex predators
cooper (via @wttp3)•
Ye stopped but the cryptic posting continues, apparently
Andrew Tate (via @wttp3)•
billionaire bunker safety tips from someone who's definitely thought about this
Codie Sanchez (via @wttp3)•
dump him if he files taxes (government bad)
아두라 (via @wttp3)•
recruiting hot women to stalk youtubers for good actually
planet clarke (via @wttp3)•
universe communicates exclusively via vehicle registration
chest beading bigot (via @wttp3)•
dead dad's jacket > everything money can buy, apparently
@lichthauch (via @wttp3)•
philosophical inquiry into whether ur always full of puke
beep (via @wttp3)•
911 takes pizza orders now, apparently???
Shubhvani (via @wttp3)•
Daily Mail roast from someone whose rehab roommates had better takes
David Yelland (via @wttp3)•
libertarian speedruntaxation is slaverymatrix awakening
red-pilled taxes = slavery thesis in all-caps desperation
Joey dark 2 Light (via @wttp3)•
Elon solves existential dread with sigma grindset acceptance
X Freeze (via @wttp3)•
sir this is a wendy's: the man lecturing twitter about discourse
Disruptor's Journal (via @wttp3)•
just discovered psychology, everything makes sense now (it doesn't)
Libriscent (via @wttp3)•
Peak Christian values speedrun, any% violence category
SLOP+ By 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (via @wttp3)
Nothing says being a good Christian like saying “fucking bitch” after shooting a woman 3 times in the face.
Twitter is cigarette for eyes, brain for Twitter
tori (via @wttp3)•
50yr old playbook turns America into a dumpster fire speedrun
Don Winslow (via @wttp3)•
geopolitical podcast brocondom anecdote energybrainwashing expert arc
Russian pilot's condom bag proves propaganda works, apparently
“Some of the stuff that Russia and China are doing, it’s as sci-fi as what the United States is doing.” “I’ve come to the conclusion that their most ...
being emotionally unavailable is apparently a feature not a bug
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