Birthday boy seeks 'anomalous women' via Facebook; autocorrect takes the fall

A Facebook post from Andy Small making an awkward birthday solicitation for romantic/physical encounters in Cambridge, followed by a reply from David Thompson pointing out the suspicious word choice 'anomalous,' and Andy's sheepish admission that autocorrect probably got him. The exchange is cringey, unhinged, and comedically self-aware. Extracted text: I think this worked for Chemical Jon a few years back rip. But it's my bday today and I could do with a sexy cuddles and pent up fun if any anomalous women out there in Cambs want to sit on me. Dm me xxx Did you actually mean anomalous or did autocorrect have a little chuckle to itself? I'm too dust it your probably right