man's entire moral awakening speedrun by chickpea paste
ABSURDIST-HUMOR✕REMOVE FILTER
war prep checklist: bagged lunch, pixel shades, pizza propaganda
military briefing but make it snack break
The Dark Kite (via @wttp3)•
found the bipartisan solution: make everyone drink toilet water
Woman discovers single receipt = billionaire status, Elon in shambles
Shirtless chaos meets unhinged band name suggestions
Prince Andrew's bail conditions: straight to jail, straight to pizza
Crewkerne Gazette (via @wttp3)•
French designer creates plush toy that haunts nightmares, cows unimpressed
Luxury refugee grift: pool side fundraising for oak furniture
carrot leaked, civilization in shambles, words have ceased to exist
Squirrel president has entered the chat and nobody's spelling is safe
house secret housing wome trike - pure unhinged content brilliance
Sleeping pills to stay in your lane: a digital creator's manifesto
Vintage book cover meets fever dream fever: soggy jorts have never been so threatening
romantic advice but make it entomologically criminal
haemorrhoid society standing ovation but make it a bit gay
Anarchy% WR attempt: speedrunning fraud with fake docs & parkour permits
LinkedIn's fever dream had a Hulk baby and forgot how spelling works
Unethical Solutions Corp™ - Where your felonies get a LinkedIn networking event
Sardine siren wants you to know about fire enmicration
Fake news headline achieves maximum unhinged energy
ethnicity is funny for reasons we refuse to explain
doomer (via @wttp3)•
FBI finally catches the most wanted redaction in America
Dog's existential crisis > owner's hair loss spiral
puddle splash victim declares war, mercury implicated somehow
Megyn Kelly gets roasted while pigeons malfunction in Discord
Conch personality types that will haunt your dreams forever
chef de cuisine at the water treatment plant (fluoride burrito era)
AI bros discover horses, journalism declares emergency
Kate Bush has never seen a hill and it's consuming this man's thoughts
Professional fart consultant claims job hazard pay
AI researcher to Love Island era: the multiverse of unhinged transitions
Dog commits brioche theft, local paper declares state of emergency
Goat speedruns Canadian marathon, DMV still processing paperwork
Gemini roasted by its owner's own unhinged echo chamber
fridges are just meat storage units, apparently
wholesome party pic destroyed by the most unhinged caption ever written
MBA thesis: monetizing intimacy with pivot tables
18,000 waters: peak AI-ordering chaos or peak prankster energy?
Excel pivot tables meet adult magazine—peak spreadsheet energy
Mr. Gimp's Café haunting my brain forever, apparently
Agita Christie (via @wttp3)•
Tequila pad logic hits different when you're 3 beers deep
Vinyl DJ smuggling charges: maximum cringe with records
Dua Lipa invented rave music via au pair life hacks
just say it's greenland and problem solved lol
Man's legal defense speedrun: unicorns and personal use
fake opera loredog bowl tragedypseudo classical
Invented Italian opera about a hungry dog hits different
Paul Bronks (via @wttp3)•
Self-aware country invades itself to free itself from itself
