political parodymilk propagandamaga spoof
Dairy lobby's fever dream meets political fever dream
ABSURDIST-HUMOR✕REMOVE FILTER
chef de cuisine at the water treatment plant (fluoride burrito arc)
Peak internet insanity: the poop briefcase conspiracy nobody asked for
bear grylls concert but it's just bear grylls 47 times and adderall payment
TikTok genre nobody asked for: stranded luxury escorts + geopolitical chaos
smartass points at sky, ruins stranger's day with technical truth
Pope Grumpnatious III (via @wttp3)•
Old man encounters unicorn rave, immediately betrays generational disgust
Popular Science presents: monkey-deer romance, no further questions
Garden State bad = immortality. Science, probably.
apples really said 'mental illness but make it fruit'
Fat cat denies its own physical existence via dramatic monologue
two political figures doing the most unhinged things possible for no reason
Covie (via @wttp3)•
Saunatiger dummy delivery mistaken for crime scene coverage
Reddit moment energy: one man's descent into pool ball chaos
Peak irony: family masks shame fish while toddler preaches veganism
Woman needs double young transplant tissues (doctors hate this one weird trick)
When your travel authorization has side effects
uno reverse card on boiler room culture, now fan gets bullied
moisturizer speedrun: any% glue-free hitler route (sphincter filtered)
TV delivery goes full identity crisis, disappointment speaks volumes
broke: old conspiracies. woke: we need new ones cuz those worked lol
random comparisoncoldplay energyno nut november energy
Comparing semen retention to Coldplay hits different at 3am
crustacean couture: the fashion take nobody asked for
I think it needs a pair of crab claws to complete the look 🦀
media roastsimpsons shitpostguardian slander
Homer
Here we see The Guardian has employed Homer Simpson as a ghostwriter
50% chance of living but only 10% chance of that—math checks out
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[<image> "He's alive, Frank...though he's on life-support. Doctors say he has 50% chance of living though there's only a 10% chance of that."](https:/...
basil tattoo = official membership card
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The tats too. If one of them is a kitchen utensil or an herb/aromatic vegetable I think that makes them official.