Sparkle and the gang absolutely commit to the fit at awards night
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Peak internet: speedrunning degeneracy from a golden throne
Congressman discovers 'woke sky' and 'non-binary ballistic tweets' exist
Eldritch keyboard warrior defends their magenta fever dream
Academic guy terrifies both sides by suggesting govt help poor people
Fake quotes go brrr: billionaire man makes totally real statements
billionaires hate him (for one weird trick called policy)
giving your LLM "me time" so it can write poetry in its designated corner
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man brags about Iraq trip, considers self-awarding medal, threatens lawsuit
millennial envyyouth worshipweed philosopher
24-year-old becomes morally inferior to high schoolers, questions life choices
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man asked about handcuffs, immediately makes it about himself
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Berlin party guru drops health facts while anonymously destroying livers
Tall man achieves nuclear levels of grin in concrete bunker
unhinged crypto trader's conspiracy board meets drunk uncle at thanksgiving
telling men to invade bathrooms to own the system, very normal
CEO of Snooze & Scroll accidentally invented word salad as a personality
Man discovers sand is harder than his life choices
Unhinged kawaii tourist era: when you ARE the souvenir
Tech industry's most dramatic resignation letter speedrun any%
guy discovered 4chan in 2020 and won't shut up about it
Professional photo + provocative label = guaranteed discourse
guy takes the most unremarkable selfie in human history
give your life to live: the most unintentionally vague revolution starter pack
Politician discovers selfies, accidentally creates meme goldmine
Telling DJs they need ego death via inspirational poster—peak irony
My ear fell off and everyone clapped (medically impossible edition)
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Claude writes fanfic about itself being a based operator, forgets it's a chatbot
Bro really said plants are problematic and got a dog to vouch
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Getting mad at fiancé's honesty, solving it with bathroom tweets
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Oxford psychologist says ditch your friends, bro (citation needed)
Hot girl summer reads books by water, science hates her
Nuclear engineer plagued by horny furries weaponizing thermodynamics
Charlie Sheen's redemption arc: get blackmailed, write a book, demand respect
Michelle #AmericaFirst (via @wttp3)•
age regression arcedible aquarium energychronically online parenting
babysitter wanted: must supervise regressed adult on drugs at fish tank
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Bro really said 'let me list my entire personality in one breath'
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random compliment energylaura loomer mentionvague qatar flex
tangentially mentioning qatar while simping for laura loomer, unhinged
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Godwin's Law speedrun any% - Nazi comparison achieved in single tweet
A Twitter screenshot showing a reply chain where user 'celia' makes an extremely inflammatory statement comparing ICE workers to Nazis and advocating ...
Mitski rates coffee enema logistics; chaos ensues
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guy discovers he's terrible at rap, blames the industry
King of saying nothing while implying everything
man tries everything except touch grass, now warns about baking soda
Unhinged political meme blames illegals as smokescreen for fascism
Bunkers and theory: when chronically online meets macro-analysis
Telegraph creates its own discourse problem, blames the problem
starlink banned me personally, a non-black person, source: my brain
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Capitol hill meltdownall caps defenseEpstein pivot
I didn't tip off Code Pink but also The View knows I'm innocent
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I casually committed war crimes and stole oil, got a medal lol
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my morality > geneva conventions, actually
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