Woman uses Word as browser, narrator watches in silent existential dread

A Reddit-style anecdote describing a client who has developed an almost religious devotion to Microsoft Word as her sole communication medium, including using it to view websites via hyperlinks instead of a browser. The narrator documents increasingly absurd examples of this behavior with bemused fascination. Extracted text: I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word. If she has something to tell me, I'll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That's where she writes her message. Whenever she wants to email me a photo, she does so via an empty Word doc with said photo set as its background. But my favorite thing was the first time I witnessed her visiting a website. She had me spell the URL ("W... W... W... dot...") and with my own two eyes I watched her type it into Word, made it a hyperlink, and Ctrl click it to go there. I was so fascinated I didn't even say anything.