Dijon mustard vs. toilet cocaine: a serious moral equivalency
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Mad lad threatens to defy court order, compares himself to generals
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DJ Khaled's stomach got a stadium invite, apparently
gf has trust issues: vietnam vet edition
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she's gonna revolutionize tina like charli did big soda (extremely unhinged)
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political roastingcharisma auditbench depth crisis
vance has the energy of an 80s villain denying nuns their park
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Swift comparison: saying bitch vs shooting someone, totally equivalent discourse
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Americans vs Brits: a tale of restraint vs cheeky half-pints until dawn
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I've worked with Americans. They say "Lets go for drinks (pural)" have 1, go home. Brits say "Lets grab a cheeky half" and stay until 1am.
Macron as a Temu James Bond Zoolander DJ: pure unfiltered chaos
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Ryanair > Saudi oligarch scat fetish, apparently
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two years, same guy, maximum vitriol and zero chill
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Colorful circles vs oedipal urges: a discipline-changing debate
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Kash's FBI uber service gets the role reversal treatment
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website drama but make it james bond villain meeting
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two eras, both bad, one just has better drugs and hedge access
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