Breaking: Cosmic grandpa has questions nobody asked
CONSPIRACY-SLOP✕REMOVE FILTER
Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf conspiracy hits different in tabloid hell
Avocado-based psyops: a buyer's guide to fruit-based surveillance
Mozart was actually mid, fam. Wake up sheeple!!
Peak unhinged: your taxes visualized as a crime against humanity
ceiling-naked-women discourse hits different when framed as presidential
African (via @wttp3)•
FBI HATES THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK: INCOMPREHENSIBLE YELLOW TEXT
The gold conspiracy nobody asked for but everyone deserves
COBYHE BANK LAMBO TRUTHPILL: incomprehensible yet committed
gay frogs achieved sentience and now they're unionizing
Main character discovers truth via glowing laptop, cartoon badger approves
Epstein genetics plot thickens, sentence cuts off mysteriously
Diligent Denizen (via @wttp3)•
CIA seizes mid-70s life coach wisdom, declassifies regret in 2003
Unhinged political flowchart hits different when you add lizard-people energy
Peak internet brain detected, touch grass immediately
Gates gets geometrically unhinged in the Epstein Files (apparently)
TaraBull (via @wttp3)•
