Glock vs 1911: A completely unbiased, definitely not-toxic essay

A comparison meme featuring two handguns (Glock and Colt 1911) with opposing quality assessments. The Glock side delivers harsh insults about the gun's practicality and lack of prestige, while the Colt side celebrates its heritage, American manufacturing, and military/historical significance. The format is a mock 'you cannot deny the truth' argument presented as objective fact. Extracted text: A PERSON CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH GLOCK -High quality tupperware -Not made in America -Nobody cares that you own one -Higher magazine capacity because you can't aim for shit -Basically the Honda Civic of handguns COLT -American forged steel -Every handgun since copies the design -Killed Germans, Vietcong, North Koreans, and Terrorists -Customizable -Freedom dispensed seven rounds at a time