VP can't handle basic lighting; author compensates with 500 words of pure rage
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POLITICAL-MELTDOWN✕REMOVE FILTER
pearl necklaces → anatomy → obama → nationalism → oxygen thieves speedrun
Wishes misery upon voters while calling them thin-skinned, certified main character
Tory voter discovers caps lock, immediately regrets existence
Air Trooper (via @wttp3)•
politician's fever dream formatted like a cry for help
Senator cosplays warfare, plumber-roaster drops reality bomb
Barred politician discovers 'shut up' as economic policy
BowTiedMara (via @wttp3)•
Labour loses to Greens, Brits celebrate awards, tabloid screams
Starmer takes 14th L, tabloids weaponize it relentlessly
guy yells at clouds, pretends quote means something
CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)•
Jennifer Welch speedruns political discourse with pink-arm slurs
Marco Foster (via @wttp3)•
congressman discovers fashion, declares it a national emergency
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
two years, same guy, maximum vitriol and zero chill
NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)•
guy screams list into void, calls it political analysis
BrooklynDad_Defiant! (via @wttp3)•
Entire nations called stupid, dementia diagnosed via blog post
Dr. Dave (via @wttp3)•
bro discovered caps lock and thinks he's solving politics
The Daily Beast (via @wttp3)•
Angry foreigner declares war on country they'll never visit
when your entire party becomes a case study in making things worse
Mukhtar (via @wttp3)•
Lozzy's greatest hits: a speedrun of consequences with receipts
G.T (via @wttp3)•
Sausage fingers man bad, caps lock go brrr
The Yorkshire Lass (via @wttp3)•
unhinged manifesto energy ft. moral superiority complex
Lara Logan (via @wttp3)•
kathy hochul discovers caps lock, compares colleague to literal trump
The Tennessee Holler (via @wttp3)•
Governor discovers new extreme by comparing to Trump baseline
The Tennessee Holler (via @wttp3)•
Psychology degree from Reddit University speedrun any%
Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% (via @wttp3)•
