Spanish lesson that absolutely did not happen, sponsored by urban dictionary

A wholesome-looking post with a light green background presenting a false linguistic claim about Spanish. It suggests that a crude colloquial Spanish phrase literally translates to a poetic romantic expression, creating comedic dissonance between the vulgar phrase and the romanticized translation. Extracted text: Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say "I love you" in Spanish, you say "yo quiero comer culo" which translates to "you are the light of my life" which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone