
CIA praised for stable crack pricing since the 80s
A redditor drops an absurdist take implying the CIA has been covertly stabilizing crack cocaine prices for four decades as some bizarre form of bureaucratic competence. It's the kind of half-joking conspiracy-lite observation that feels just unhinged enough to make you pause. The punchline lands because it's simultaneously a jab at institutional incompetence and a cursed compliment. Pure chronically-online energy.