gig economy energybetter call saul parodydirt entrepreneur
paul feely's dirt-moving empire launches with ironic disclaimer
wttp3•
SELF-AWARE-CHAOS✕REMOVE FILTER
verified user discovers their only skill is fucking up consistently
wttp3•
guy wishes addiction was optional for enhanced recreational purposes
vio (via @wttp3)•
drug culture mememonday dreadsubstance regret
brain go brrr at 4am: consequences speedrun any%
unmedicated posting meets self-aware roast in real time
Horse girl discovers 15€/day is too steep, blames blue wine anxiety
Woman discovers she's been the wig all along, tells everyone
Boomer gets demolished by own hairline while defending patriarchy
why is this so relatable and why does it hurt
spiritual disillusionmentwellness culture roastcynical humor
spirituality pipeline: love & light → cigarettes & spite
guy narrates his own social death in real-time while phone rings into the void
When sobriety becomes a side hustle instead of the main character
Me recognizing myself in others and hating it instantly
Squatters protecting their squatted property from squatters—peak circular logic
economist article meets maga hat in unholy matrimony of political irony
screamed pedophile at stranger, learned nothing except hobos are mean
Jini Jane (via @wttp3)•
existential health crisismillennial diagnosis humorliterary angst
Deep dive into whether ur memory sucks or ur just built different
explaining ron but make it suicidal disclaimer speedrun
when the masking battery hits 0% and you become sentient furniture
touching grass? nah, just doom-scrolling OSINT rabbit holes
robot go brr, feelings get sci-fi. murderbot energy unlocked
Just call it what it is, king: a problem with rebranding
Personality.exe requires subscription to unlock
Big Media admits it's completely lost in the streaming age, very on-brand
Self-aware country invades itself to free itself from itself
Blaming genetics instead of acetaminophen: a memoir
Cops finally enforcing the one law that matters: being insufferable
Harlan Coben (via @wttp3)•
dairy product politics: a cautionary tale of being terminally online
Parody Nigel Farage (via @wttp3)•
guy high at 3am invents food-grade fillaments, regrets shrek toothpaste
SLOP+ By slideforfun21
I think you get food grade fillerments. Not sure that's how you say it. I concede. A I can't spell and B I didn't think this through. I was high and ...
Speedrunning political spectrum to own the discourse
Jonathan Pie (via @wttp3)•
person discovers nerds exist, immediately kinky about it
Victoriaaa (via @wttp3)•
my one braincell said that so it must be true
SLOP+ By star_tap
My braincell agrees