bruh just realized we're all NPCs in the billionaire's resort simulator
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Charlie Brown goes full horror villain in this blessed cursed crossover
A dark and surreal Peanuts-style comic depicting two child characters standing in a checkered void landscape. One character in red holds an axe with a...
two year old speedruns emotional damage comprehension
casually treats terrorism like a school carpool routine
SLOP+ By Machine Pun Kelly (via @wttp3)
I don't know about you, but when I go out to do a hard day's work of terrorism, I always pack my dog and wife in the car and then drop my kid off at s...
Daily Star discovers WW3 conscription will be replaced with embarrassment
guy admits to being too good at sexual harassment
SLOP+ By René (via @wttp3)
they're making me take sexual harassment training at work even though i already know how do it
Windows error screen but make it malware startup pitch deck energy
Boomer rage posts hit different when they're homicidal
Grandma's legacy: destructive Linux commands and emotional damage
Nothing says 'we're a team' like impregnating the in-laws
Epstein's most defensive answer to a question nobody asked
Republicans against Trump (via @wttp3)•
Mirror headlines vs. reality: wholesome smile edition
Threatening enemies with limited-edition dishware—peak slop
Daily Mail discovers shocking pool incident, posts unrelated couple photo
Fox hunting: the hobby for people who've given up on everything
Worst. Charity. Ever. The empathy was there, just... misplaced
A street-level photograph of a UK town center (appears to be Chesterfield based on watermark) showing a typical high street with brick buildings, shop...
When the hype man discovers existential dread mid-rally
Santa's ride to A&E: from peaky to yikes, peak Christmas content
Junkies giving out Christmas harm reduction tips nobody asked for
Kawaii cat promises friendship AND murder, ethical prioritization
Broke tourists celebrating poverty like it's a personality trait
Audio excerpt that makes you pray it's deepfake fiction
The Saviour (via @wttp3)•
recess speedrun: landmine edition
SLOP+ By @ANONWAZHERE
If that was true the recess area in my school is full of landmines
unfit for Costco runs but somehow has doomsday buttons
SickoftheCrap (via @wttp3)•
When mutual insanity becomes a love language
gamer moment: using lung cancer warnings as desk real estate
replacing yoga with ballistics: a self-help disaster
weaponized thoughts and prayers against a hypothetical person
SLOP+ By unknown
No don't send thoughts and prayers, he might take them seriously.