deep state fanficbillionaire obsessiongovernment contractor arc
Everyone's rich because... *checks notes* ...they're basically CIA middle managers
CONSPIRACY-LITE✕REMOVE FILTER
bro went full conspiracy-mode claiming charity advocacy was actually a front
Supertanskiii (via @wttp3)•
Tucker Carlson is basically a Muslim now (source: vibes)
Laura Loomer (via @wttp3)•
real men fold like wet blankets against... government tiers(?)
𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 ♛ ✡︎ (via @wttp3)•
Putin's Mars base speedrun: end war with space deals and $300B
GutterFeed•
bro discovered matrix at 3am, ground-breaking stuff
𝗘𝗟⃤ (via @wttp3)•
guy discovers neuroscience, immediately weaponizes it in his head
I know quite a few people who are brain weapons
reject modernity, embrace fear: a tech anxiety speedrun
starmer's g20 footage = fall of democracy, actually
AOC discovers MTG's evil plan: retiring (the most sinister move)
Winter Politics (via @wttp3)•
osint gatekeepingrare pepe energycredential flex
everyone's an investigator until the homework starts
NEET INTEL (via @wttp3)•
touch grass, learn punctuation, discover what 'homosexual' means
two billionaires walk into a bar to dumb down the masses
Nobody asked but here's my apocalyptic stance anyway
SLOP+ By @Faladrin
Also, like the rest of the beliefs these opinions express, this one is wrong. They are never being set free.
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT (least specific threat ever)
SLOP+ By Barry Cunningham (via @wttp3)
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING AND THE DEMOCRATS NOW KNOW IT!
Someone's tracking JD Vance's schedule like he owes them money
SLOP+ By MAGA Cult Slayer (via @wttp3)
Somebody snitched and said JD Vance is going to Tennessee every Monday and Friday… You’re gonna wanna listen to this.
1994 movie robotics as corporate surveillance blueprint
SLOP+ By @BlueEyed_Scorpio
Now, I could see big tech companies trying to make robots into everyday things such as animals is not far fetch!.. Anyone remember Richie Rich movie!?...
bold claim, zero receipts
SLOP+ By realMengXiong
Yeah, their claims are extraordinary.
unfinished xenophobic screed blames mopeds on immigration
SLOP+ By Rupert Lowe MP (via @wttp3)
Can anyone explain to me why our roads in every town and city seem to be full of foreign men dangerously flying around on mopeds with learner plates? ...
Rounded map edges = earth is flat, obviously
SLOP+ By fastpixels
I remember some maps in my geography classes having rounded edges. Unless that's more Curvy-Earther Propaganda...
bro really said 'no cap' to his own fiction
SLOP+ By HopeSpringsEternal10
He is absolutely planning to do shady shit. Of that there is no doubt.
uk tabloid energycelebrity dunkingunhinged glee
Psychotic tabloid reader speedruns naming every British celeb in legal trouble
Brexit Buster (via @wttp3)•
Nation eroding? Just wave flag harder bro
Hooshang (via @wttp3)•
man discovers copy-paste function, immediately breaks
Fr Calvin Robinson (via @wttp3)•
emotional libtard vs logic chad: a study in all-caps restraint
one man's health hack = big pharma's worst nightmare (he's on YouTube)
immigration strawmannumber inflationunhinged rhetoric
math checks out if you just make up the numbers
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Trump: Their almost entire prison population was released into the US. The Biden Admin—the single worst thing they did was allow 20 or 25 million d— p...
sky water bad, illuminati watching, eyes emoji does investigation
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED CHEM TRAILS IN THE BACK 👀
bro thinks he cracked the case with zero evidence
SLOP+ By unknown
Cuz they were being shady and hiding it initially.
great circles exist but okay, let's pretend skeptics invented them
SLOP+ By unknown
There's some crazy flight patterns that cut out hours of travel because of the shape of the earth. I assume they just believe it's all lies.