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Conway goes full dad-yelling-at-clouds, hits every insult button

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Conway goes full dad-yelling-at-clouds, hits every insult button
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Modi conjures invisible appeasement merchants at temple, very real and cool

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Modi conjures invisible appeasement merchants at temple, very real and cool
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Gov gets stuffed in locker over Minneapolis shooting take (very normal)

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Gov gets stuffed in locker over Minneapolis shooting take (very normal)
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Governor speedruns 2028 campaign before Trump's term even starts

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Youngkin backs JD Vance for 2028, calls vice president a 'great' GOP nominee Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin signals support for JD Vance for 2028 presi...

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Dudes threatening chaos while setting own humiliation trap

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congressman discovers briefings were just expensive lies

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Nothing says 'democracy' like selling climate policy for appetizers

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Nothing says 'democracy' like selling climate policy for appetizers
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bold policy stance that definitely won't age hilariously

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President uses mass shooting weekend to diagnose filmmaker with made-up syndrome

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President uses mass shooting weekend to diagnose filmmaker with made-up syndrome
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FBI gets 'owned' by basic definitions, libs celebrate

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FBI gets 'owned' by basic definitions, libs celebrate

Nobody cares about Indiana's congressional map, yet here we are

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High-stakes map fight: Here are the next battlegrounds in the Trump vs. Democrats redistricting showdown Trump's redistricting push hits roadblock as...

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Nigel Farage celebrates winning one Scottish seat like he invented democracy

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Reform handed major by-election victory as Nigel Farage secures historic first Reform UK has marked an historic by-election result after claiming its...

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Noem gets grilled, veterans weaponized, democracy slightly theatrical

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Woman has job, testifies about job. More at 11.

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Kristi Noem faces first major Homeland Security grilling as lawmakers press her on terror threats Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem faces her f...

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Sun columnist demands Poilievre "change his act" like it's a Vegas residency

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Sun columnist demands Poilievre "change his act" like it's a Vegas residency
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Pastor calls America evil, runs for Congress, headlines implode

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Pastor calls America evil, runs for Congress, headlines implode
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Judge says no Comey evidence for you, very normal legal stuff

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Judge says no Comey evidence for you, very normal legal stuff
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Starmer accused of truth-suppression, Chancellor advised to pack desk

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Starmer accused of truth-suppression, Chancellor advised to pack desk
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Bondi threatens states with the most boring lawsuit imaginable

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Boris responds to assault allegations with the maturity of a 12yo caught cheating

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Two years ago I interviewed Boris Johnson and when I asked him about the sexual assault scandal that caused his downfall as Prime Minister, he rolled ...

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