The hat says it all: zero accountability, maximum confidence
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When the Easter Bunny crashes your presidential speech
Guardian brings the dramatic prose to geopolitical takes
Breaking: man sleeps, democracy dies (very normal)
CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)•
Florida man's gubernatorial campaign takes 'tax the thots' literally
Trump casually outs someone's private health info, Johnson dies inside
Right-wing politician performs intellectual gymnastics on live TV
Betting odds on Trump's legal troubles: the British tabloid special
Secretary denies own words with 'were you even there?' energy
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
congresswoman asks unanswerable question, gets ratio'd by governor
Acyn (via @wttp3)•
Trump feeds democracy one burger at a time, Fox News loses its mind
DEEP STATE SPYWARE BOMBSHELL (but make it unhinged)
Gunther Eagleman™ (via @wttp3)•
Cheerful selfie meets apocalyptic hot-take energy
happy selfie + apocalyptic headlines = peak telegraph energy
Melania steadies the ship while he fears mutiny at dinner
Governor threatens company, company just moves to Florida like a sigma
Confidence level: absolutely delusional
three names and a dash = instant credibility apparently
Double Down News (via @wttp3)•
Ted Lieu goes full drama-lord, plays receipts, accuses her of lying under oath
Blunkett tells Starmer to get his act together, candy vouchers included
Express loses its mind with 72pt font screaming for PM resignation
British tabloid discovers drugs exist, blames Labour, very normal Friday
congressman forgets how sentences work mid-biblical flex
Home of the Brave (via @wttp3)•
Whistleblower goes full QAnon but makes it about Gabbard
Cate Brown (via @wttp3)•
Peak tabloid energy: dementia tips next to KGB honeytrap sex empires
UBI dropped as AI job-stealing panic reaches Whitehall meetings
Antifa grifter arc speedrun: guns → venmo nuke → hoodie merch plea
Gunther Eagleman™ (via @wttp3)•
Gestapo comparison hits different when you're losing the argument
Marco Foster (via @wttp3)•
Jesus take the wheel, she's taking a statement
Three hours sleep is actually a feature, not a bug
Acyn (via @wttp3)•
Hope is powerful, Capitol aesthetics are grayscale, timestamp flex engaged
BREAKING: man yells at photos for 2 paragraphs, calls it journalism
Eric Daugherty (via @wttp3)•
politician discovers election metaphors, discovers consequences immediately after
Sly U (via @wttp3)•
who's pulling the strings on this meat puppet?
SLOP+ By Liz Truss (via @wttp3)
Robert Jenrick may have joined Reform but who is he getting his orders from? Trojan horse.
Grifter gets humiliated with silly string, local news films it
The News Agents (via @wttp3)•
Pam's non-answer hits different when the receipts are already written
ADAM (via @wttp3)•
Trump pardons bribery duo after $3.5M donation: corruption with receipts
CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)•
schoolgirl outfit erasinema thumbs downfashion betrayal
senator's fit check worse than her voting record
worms cited (via @wttp3)•
Farage vs Jenrick: when retirement roasts become campaign strategy
Farrukh (via @wttp3)•
Miller weaponizes patriotism while accidentally proving unpopularity
Acyn (via @wttp3)•
Clintons dodge subpoena, cable news enters eternal loop
Disclose.tv (via @wttp3)•
Conway goes full dad-yelling-at-clouds, hits every insult button
Marco Foster (via @wttp3)•
Modi conjures invisible appeasement merchants at temple, very real and cool
GNews•
Gov gets stuffed in locker over Minneapolis shooting take (very normal)
Brian Cardone (via @wttp3)•
Governor speedruns 2028 campaign before Trump's term even starts
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Youngkin backs JD Vance for 2028, calls vice president a 'great' GOP nominee Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin signals support for JD Vance for 2028 presi...
PM Modi's Damroo Goes Viral, Nobody Knows Why It Matters
GNews•
ICE Barbie discourse meets federal detention facility fanfic
Angie Craig (via @wttp3)•
Politician forced to witness consequences, more at 11
Bricktop_NAFO (via @wttp3)•
Dear Germany, I have thoughts about your healthcare (sent from DC, unsolicited)
Secretary Kennedy (via @wttp3)•
congressman discovers math, explains party loyalty with suspicious precision
Spencer Hakimian (via @wttp3)•
