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why dating a guy who talks about cars is worse than babysitting (with receipts)

Madelaine Hanson (via @wttp3)
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they're hiding the truth behind the prank behind the truth sandwich

SLOP+ By @francklebeuf-vendez-v-v

They want you to think it’s a prank, because it’s their only way to hide the truth.

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bro just accept the church basement plot hole and move on

SLOP+ By Both-Holiday34

bro stop being a fun-sponge Its not suposed to be overly realistic and belivable In fact it would be even less belivable if there were photos cuz like...

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Horny neighbor weaponizes home maintenance anxiety

The_real_kaliknockers (via @wttp3)
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Horny neighbor weaponizes home maintenance anxiety