bro discovered NPCs are real and they're running Windows
wttp3•
UNHINGED-LOGIC✕REMOVE FILTER
Elon's trillionaire arc powered by elite blackmail logic
accidentally declared war via app ToS, now I'm China's problem
Biggest tell is the guy who OBVIOUSLY would've been there.
CIA wants YOUR ADHD brain (they're joking... probably)
girl has existential crisis about explaining anatomy to itself
AlphaFox (via @wttp3)•
Polish MAGA logic: everything = Trump's alleged crimes, actually
Paweł Ratajski (via @wttp3)•
AI data centers now weaponized odor, victims silenced by smell
َ (via @wttp3)•
guy refuses to believe salvia transforms you into furniture permanently
Stickerbush (via @wttp3)•
Newton got durian'd: why Vietnamese scientists simply have no luck
grovy (via @wttp3)•
rich people discussing food = obviously sinister code
Chief Nerd (via @wttp3)•
NoSQL is the new Illuminati apparently
Jaydeep (via @wttp3)•
Throwing every accusation at the wall to see what sticks
JC (via @wttp3)•
Squirrels have better conviction rates than billionaires
Queen Liz dropping a post-Oprah diss track bc Beckham discourse
Duchess of Philly (via @wttp3)•
Skeptic discovers his own pseudoscience has 8000 dollar price tag
friend roasts you for being clingy, you casually reveal shared bathing
wife chooses his brother as her free pass, marriage speedrun any%
Coal invented women's rights, apparently. Please vote normally.
Mike Nellis (via @wttp3)•
electing rapists: the #1 cause of delayed epstein lore drops
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (via @wttp3)•
Anne Frank hiding explained via ICE raid discourse
ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ (via @wttp3)•
market watchertiming obsessedfinancial warfare
NYSE closing bell = go time for WW3, apparently
Nostra, House of Gold (via @wttp3)•
where did the murder guys go? ...asking for a friend
Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (via @wttp3)•
ICE recruitment standards: a beautiful game of gotcha politics
Gene Trevino (via @wttp3)•
why dating a guy who talks about cars is worse than babysitting (with receipts)
Madelaine Hanson (via @wttp3)•
solved crime with escort theory, very normal analysis
cp (via @wttp3)•
Proof by reverse psychology: lack of evidence proves the evidence exists
Cheri Jacobus (via @wttp3)•
they're hiding the truth behind the prank behind the truth sandwich
SLOP+ By @francklebeuf-vendez-v-v
They want you to think it’s a prank, because it’s their only way to hide the truth.
New eye correction method just dropped (optometrists hate him)
AI doesn't understand family trauma, more at 11
Ƒяαηzι ⑨ᗢ (via @wttp3)•
guy gets geography wrong while roasting geography ignorance
Jim Stewartson, Antifascist (via @wttp3)•
bro really said that dog had a military career
Caught the pronoun trap, accidentally proves their own point
Concerned Citizen (via @wttp3)•
Brain too large: conflating executive dysfunction with shadow government
Thomas Sowell Quotes (via @wttp3)•
mom casually outs daughter's reptile relationship
Your Mom (via @wttp3)•
accusing someone of being the antichrist via antichrist rhetoric
Karly Kingsley (via @wttp3)•
Deeply confused man yells at clouds, gets anatomy hilariously wrong
the fbi made him do it: a four-word descent into madness
@chancethericer•
ironic environmentalisminfrastructure absurdityclimate conference chaos
peak climate summit energy: burn building, pave rainforest, call it progress
demographic replacement fantasystatistical hallucinationpolitical scapegoating
Swap demographic, eliminate problems: the math checks out in no universe
Clown World ™ (via @wttp3)•
bro just accept the church basement plot hole and move on
SLOP+ By Both-Holiday34
bro stop being a fun-sponge Its not suposed to be overly realistic and belivable In fact it would be even less belivable if there were photos cuz like...
Horny neighbor weaponizes home maintenance anxiety
The_real_kaliknockers (via @wttp3)•
