Guardian discovers charming assholes never left, still pretending it's new
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Guardian brings the dramatic prose to geopolitical takes
Post dunks on itself with perfect comedic timing
Guardian discovers Greeks invented insecurity, blames patriarchy
Derek Thompson discovers mouths invented TikTok before the algorithm did
Phone bad, climbing worse, neurological destruction imminent
Mounties do what CNN won't: Canadian media spin speedrun
BBC discovers women watching men kiss, writes doctoral thesis
