Gates allegedly caught slipping antibiotics in salad, Epstein gets tired of tea
CONSPIRACY-SPEEDRUN✕REMOVE FILTER
Iran defeated Israel with a $1k drone; also Epstein somehow involved
Mohamed Olad (via @wttp3)•
touching grass would solve this but instead: Russia+minors+Macron+Elon=?????
EuropeanPowell (via @wttp3)•
War didn't erase the files, but facts apparently did
Anonymous (via @wttp3)•
DEEP STATE SPYWARE BOMBSHELL (but make it unhinged)
Gunther Eagleman™ (via @wttp3)•
FBI feared illusionist more than oligarch, apparently
Josh (via @wttp3)•
sleep paralysis demon discovered reddit and won't shut up about it
MK-ULTRA meets gaming speedruns in the world's most unhinged fever dream
lizard people broke the english language, news at 11
Lawyer threatens murder over word count, somehow makes conspiracy worse
Power to the People ☭ (via @wttp3)•
brain.exe running 7 tabs of pure chaos and fentanyl energy
atlas (via @wttp3)•
NPR jazz bad, so obviously Bannon & Epstein did it
JustinBoldaji (via @wttp3)•
casket crimes solved via word soup and conspiracy energy drinks
solving crimes via casual racial profiling, what could go wrong
governments control masculinity, obviously, via bureaucratic emasculation
Annie Altman (via @wttp3)•
guy who watched one podcast episode thinks he solved it
The feds are postin' repacks now, apparently
lgbtqHypebeasthunter (via @wttp3)•
YACHT_MONEY.EXE corrupted, democracy.bat failing, capslock.ini maxed out
Trust me bro: wire transfers = definitive pedophile proof
Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)•
Charlie Kirk's reality TV breakdown featuring the Mossad wife twist
Jimmy Rex (via @wttp3)•
Keyboard had a stroke mid-scandal, 5G conspiracy icing on cake
Partial list of nothing hits different
Northern Sceptic (via @wttp3)•
she did the tongue thing, case closed, reptilians confirmed
illuminatibot (via @wttp3)•
wormholes disappeared planes, we disappeared critical thinking
Dr. Shin Geon-yeong (神建永), Ph.D. (via @wttp3)•
NoSQL is the new Illuminati apparently
Jaydeep (via @wttp3)•
parents were the real psyop all along
Vaped (via @wttp3)•
Throwing every accusation at the wall to see what sticks
JC (via @wttp3)•
European prosecutors playing 4D chess with fruit-themed ops
The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)•
bro turned epstein files into an interactive vibe check
0xMarioNawfal (via @wttp3)•
Detected talking points, accused everyone of being bots, mission accomplished
Peter Jukes (via @wttp3)•
Blair tied to Epstein via Mandelson shapeshifting??? peak unhinged
Dame Alun Roberts (via @wttp3)•
Whistleblower goes full QAnon but makes it about Gabbard
Cate Brown (via @wttp3)•
unhinged recap where reality is negotiable and facts are optional
Dan Carney (via @wttp3)•
correlation = causation but make it political
Fattus Prickus (via @wttp3)•
CIA psyop to desensitize us via unspecified means (very normal take)
10k0.tenko (via @wttp3)•
Hitler allegedly betrayed Kanye across 76 years of death
Ethan Blake (via @wttp3)•
China weaponizes wind with asbestos spin—debt go brrrr
The White Rabbit Podcast (via @wttp3)•
unverified allegations packed into a single deranged sentence, pure slop
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) (via @wttp3)•
France honeypot'd Trump with fake intel, obviously
James Tate (via @wttp3)•
China's 30yr psychological warfare: making us quit our nootropic sticks
Cigarette Nostalgia (via @wttp3)•
bro just invented a crime syndicate in his head and made it sound reasonable
Anthony Andrews (via @wttp3)•
Farage's crypto dreams allegedly crafted by Trump's convicted fixer
Dr Nafeez Ahmed (via @wttp3)•
leaked documents show tarrio hired by ice, definitely real, no cope detected
sumerian tech brotimeline collapse arcmayan calendar fanfic
CIA stole Sumerian tech, broke timeline on 12/21/12, hasn't recovered
Holden Culotta (via @wttp3)•
touching grass speedrun: global pedophile cabal speedrun any%
SLOP+ By Irlandarra (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump's spiritual leader, Robert Morris, has just been sentenced to only six months in prison for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl We are r...
Bro discovered a thesaurus and lost his mind in record time
Nicole Minet (via @wttp3)•
Kubrick made a sex thriller, actually it was Epstein journalism
Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social) (via @wttp3)•
Palantir bad, Starmer sus, NHS dying (source: trust me bro)
EuropeanPowell (via @wttp3)•
Shopping haul but make it geopolitical psyop
Syrian Girl (via @wttp3)•
Peter Thiel lives rent-free in this person's mind (and ass apparently)
Sam Tripoli (via @wttp3)•
