sumerian tech brotimeline collapse arcmayan calendar fanfic
CIA stole Sumerian tech, broke timeline on 12/21/12, hasn't recovered
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touching grass speedrun: global pedophile cabal speedrun any%
SLOP+ By Irlandarra (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump's spiritual leader, Robert Morris, has just been sentenced to only six months in prison for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl We are r...
Bro discovered a thesaurus and lost his mind in record time
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Kubrick made a sex thriller, actually it was Epstein journalism
Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social) (via @wttp3)•
Palantir bad, Starmer sus, NHS dying (source: trust me bro)
EuropeanPowell (via @wttp3)•
Shopping haul but make it geopolitical psyop
Syrian Girl (via @wttp3)•
Peter Thiel lives rent-free in this person's mind (and ass apparently)
Sam Tripoli (via @wttp3)•
Shopping haul but make it geopolitical propaganda
Syrian Girl (via @wttp3)•
Anne Frank hiding explained via ICE raid discourse
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80k masked goons hypothesis goes hard, evidence optional
Dan Brooks (via @wttp3)•
80k masked goons as a political strategy, somehow
SLOP+ By Dan Brooks (via @wttp3)
In retrospect it was kind of suspicious when the president hired 80,000 guys with masks and machine guns and sent them to cities that didn't vote for ...
DHS really said 'desensitize officers to shooting pregnant ladies' 💀
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Unhinged geopolitical fever dream feat. unnamed tech and vibes
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Pete flies Laura Loomer on nuke plane to film gym sesh, costs taxpayers sanity
Marty Taylor (via @wttp3)•
fabricated quotes + unsourced murder theory = peak slop
China pulse (via @wttp3)•
Netanyahu fan fiction meets 4chan geopolitics, 100% confidence
El Errante (via @wttp3)•
Just RICO the whole protest industrial complex, bro
ph (via @wttp3)•
Supreme Court to trigger $600B financial apocalypse, Blackrock domino theory incoming
David Nino Rodriguez (via @wttp3)•
US threatens UK over child abuse complaints, because nuance is dead
Florence Lox (via @wttp3)•
they NUKED us (literally waited 60 seconds to drop the bomb)
hamlet the pitt yapper | the pitt s2 spoilers (via @wttp3)•
connecting dots that weren't meant to be connected: a melania doc fever dream
grizzy (via @wttp3)•
China leaks Epstein files to own the libs, redditors collectively lose it
Jvnior (via @wttp3)•
bro really said 'it's in the documents' like he cracked the da vinci code
TheRealThelmaJohnson (via @wttp3)•
remember when we said thing? yeah. that. *chef's kiss*
Tristan Snell (via @wttp3)•
breaking: man does job, news at 11
Brian Tyler Cohen (via @wttp3)•
Musical theater bad faith + dark accusations = peak internet derangement
Charles Austin (via @wttp3)•
bro speedrunning WW3 in a week with zero sources
ADAM (via @wttp3)•
Mossad planted bombs everywhere (trust me bro)
Nadira Ali (via @wttp3)•
guy's ear grows back, we live in a simulation
Admiral Mike Franken (via @wttp3)•
fiction meets fascism meets 'INVADE AMERICA' brain rot
Femi (via @wttp3)•
Bolsheviks hunting for sport: when your worldview is a bad airport thriller
Shadow of Ezra (via @wttp3)•
Maduro capture was actually about gay marriage agenda, apparently
Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (via @wttp3)•
Raleigh cafe philosophers solve world peace through aggressive slurs
Bill Madden (via @wttp3)•
DoD rebranding to DoW to enable war-based freedom retention
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Proof by reverse psychology: lack of evidence proves the evidence exists
Cheri Jacobus (via @wttp3)•
when you connect every dot with spray paint and call it diplomacy
The Tennessee Holler (via @wttp3)•
Elon Venezuela pedo accusations with zero chill, maximum Twitter energy
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Delusional geopolitical fanfic gets rejected by reality, author seethes
Bill Madden (via @wttp3)•
connecting dots that were never dots, a florida man's fever dream
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broke: drugs. woke: writing 2026 military fiction in 2023 as political analysis
Fifty Shades of Whey (via @wttp3)•
WSJ reports something WSJ definitely didn't report (trust me bro)
Harry Sisson (via @wttp3)•
Twitter moment: solve monarchy via photo caption and hashtag
Candice Holmes (via @wttp3)•
Epstein funded Brexit via spaghetti code, probably
Peter Jukes (via @wttp3)•
Minnesota flag = Somalia flag = conquest(??) the math checks out
C3 (via @wttp3)•
late night TV discourse reaches new levels of unhinged profanity
Brown Eyed Susan (via @wttp3)•
trust me bro, I've got receipts (they're in my profile)
Sandi Bachom (via @wttp3)•
broken brain galaxy brain moment feat. maxwell allegations
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Sully didn't land the plane, he COVERED UP the government's goose agenda
SLOP+ By @bdb3350
The Miracle on the Hudson was really a government plot that Sully foiled. 30 lb geese flew directly into the core of BOTH engines destroying them. Onl...
Epstein pipeline traced back to 1979 via Bear Stearns BCCI speedrun
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govt simultaneously wants men soft AND cannon fodder, logic not included
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