Press secretary casually admits to international assassinations, zero chill
Furkan Gözükara (via @wttp3)•
CONSPIRACY-SPEEDRUN✕REMOVE FILTER
Trust me bro, an FBI guy told me about Israel's ISIS hospital shuttle
Biggest Mack (via @wttp3)•
just randomly remembering totally real Mossad blackmail tactics
Tom Woods (via @wttp3)•
Astrology more fascist than groypers, actually
∿ (via @wttp3)•
three deaths = illuminati confirmed (probably just statistics tho)
Jay Anderson (via @wttp3)•
horseback islamists terrorize manchester while cops take a smoke break
Dave (via @wttp3)•
Nobel Prize discourse meets autocorrect catastrophe in this unhinged fever dream
Netanyahu church investor arc nobody asked for but everyone's getting
speedrunning sanity with CAPS LOCK and unhinged villain monologue energy
Polish MAGA logic: everything = Trump's alleged crimes, actually
Paweł Ratajski (via @wttp3)•
Gates allegedly caught slipping antibiotics in salad, Epstein gets tired of tea
Iran defeated Israel with a $1k drone; also Epstein somehow involved
Mohamed Olad (via @wttp3)•
touching grass would solve this but instead: Russia+minors+Macron+Elon=?????
EuropeanPowell (via @wttp3)•
War didn't erase the files, but facts apparently did
Anonymous (via @wttp3)•
DEEP STATE SPYWARE BOMBSHELL (but make it unhinged)
Gunther Eagleman™ (via @wttp3)•
FBI feared illusionist more than oligarch, apparently
Josh (via @wttp3)•
sleep paralysis demon discovered reddit and won't shut up about it
MK-ULTRA meets gaming speedruns in the world's most unhinged fever dream
lizard people broke the english language, news at 11
Lawyer threatens murder over word count, somehow makes conspiracy worse
Power to the People ☭ (via @wttp3)•
brain.exe running 7 tabs of pure chaos and fentanyl energy
atlas (via @wttp3)•
NPR jazz bad, so obviously Bannon & Epstein did it
JustinBoldaji (via @wttp3)•
casket crimes solved via word soup and conspiracy energy drinks
solving crimes via casual racial profiling, what could go wrong
governments control masculinity, obviously, via bureaucratic emasculation
Annie Altman (via @wttp3)•
guy who watched one podcast episode thinks he solved it
The feds are postin' repacks now, apparently
lgbtqHypebeasthunter (via @wttp3)•
YACHT_MONEY.EXE corrupted, democracy.bat failing, capslock.ini maxed out
Trust me bro: wire transfers = definitive pedophile proof
Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)•
Charlie Kirk's reality TV breakdown featuring the Mossad wife twist
Jimmy Rex (via @wttp3)•
Keyboard had a stroke mid-scandal, 5G conspiracy icing on cake
Partial list of nothing hits different
Northern Sceptic (via @wttp3)•
she did the tongue thing, case closed, reptilians confirmed
illuminatibot (via @wttp3)•
wormholes disappeared planes, we disappeared critical thinking
Dr. Shin Geon-yeong (神建永), Ph.D. (via @wttp3)•
NoSQL is the new Illuminati apparently
Jaydeep (via @wttp3)•
parents were the real psyop all along
Vaped (via @wttp3)•
Throwing every accusation at the wall to see what sticks
JC (via @wttp3)•
European prosecutors playing 4D chess with fruit-themed ops
The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)•
bro turned epstein files into an interactive vibe check
0xMarioNawfal (via @wttp3)•
Detected talking points, accused everyone of being bots, mission accomplished
Peter Jukes (via @wttp3)•
Blair tied to Epstein via Mandelson shapeshifting??? peak unhinged
Dame Alun Roberts (via @wttp3)•
Whistleblower goes full QAnon but makes it about Gabbard
Cate Brown (via @wttp3)•
unhinged recap where reality is negotiable and facts are optional
Dan Carney (via @wttp3)•
correlation = causation but make it political
Fattus Prickus (via @wttp3)•
CIA psyop to desensitize us via unspecified means (very normal take)
10k0.tenko (via @wttp3)•
Hitler allegedly betrayed Kanye across 76 years of death
Ethan Blake (via @wttp3)•
China weaponizes wind with asbestos spin—debt go brrrr
The White Rabbit Podcast (via @wttp3)•
unverified allegations packed into a single deranged sentence, pure slop
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) (via @wttp3)•
France honeypot'd Trump with fake intel, obviously
James Tate (via @wttp3)•
China's 30yr psychological warfare: making us quit our nootropic sticks
Cigarette Nostalgia (via @wttp3)•
