political theaterself own energyrallying the baseMiller weaponizes patriotism while accidentally proving unpopularityAcyn (via @wttp3)•Jan 14Share:𝕏FR🔗
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narcissist logicalternate reality politicsself own energyTrump explains how rejecting his imaginary Nobel would've fixed VenezuelaBrian Allen (via @wttp3)•Jan 6Share:𝕏FR🔗
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election copeself own energyalternative factswe lost so hard we actually won, trust me broAaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•Dec 10Share:𝕏FR🔗
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self own energyloyalty paradoxpolitical ropeShe doesn't deserve him (but she's saying it earnestly)Captain Obvious (via @wttp3)•Nov 27Share:𝕏FR🔗
attention paradoxplay stupid gamesmain character victim complexshocked pikachu performs for attention, bewildered by consequencesNov 25Share:𝕏FR🔗
political circlejerkself own energylazy dunkingwe don't need AI when we have this take to mockbeffy (via @wttp3)•Nov 22Share:𝕏FR🔗
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culture war baitself own energyreddit politicsSupporting people who don't support you: a liberal's guide to playing 4D chessClown World ™ (via @wttp3)•Nov 19Share:𝕏FR🔗
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