Man describes giving himself medal, then preemptively copes about fake news
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CEO sabotages own platform's entire value proposition mid-speech
man accidentally admits he was a disaster at fancy people party
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guy psyopped into being the psyop posts about psyops
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My ear fell off and everyone clapped (medically impossible edition)
naming a street after yourself then claiming it's not about you
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Miller weaponizes patriotism while accidentally proving unpopularity
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MTG speedruns dunking on herself with a completely literal interpretation
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Trump explains how rejecting his imaginary Nobel would've fixed Venezuela
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accidentally proving the point while laughing about it
Woman confidently mistakes English for capital of America, gets yeeted by Pizza Hut manager
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man thinks abstinence is an impenetrable force field
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bragging about acing toddler-level pattern recognition
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Accidentally honest about political intentions, speedrunning the bit
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we lost so hard we actually won, trust me bro
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Genius brags about acing test, immediately proves he doesn't understand exams
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Man casually requests multiple Nobel Prizes for being generous with peace
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man questions stranger's gayness then brags about gay votes
She doesn't deserve him (but she's saying it earnestly)
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shocked pikachu performs for attention, bewildered by consequences
we don't need AI when we have this take to mock
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Pollster said you'd beat literal gods by 25 points (they didn't say that)
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Supporting people who don't support you: a liberal's guide to playing 4D chess
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Christian lady thinks she cooked but just roasted herself instead
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