unhinged political manifesto with incest subtweet energy
The Saurus (via @wttp3)•
ALL-CAPS-ENERGY✕REMOVE FILTER
DEEP STATE SPYWARE BOMBSHELL (but make it unhinged)
Gunther Eagleman™ (via @wttp3)•
Anthropic declared war on military-industrial complex (very cool)
The White House (via @wttp3)•
AI company ToS = national security threat apparently
Two dudes deceased, zero context provided, maximum confusion achieved
AI election anxiety speedrun ft. NIGHTMARE JUICE and aggressive voting rhetoric
Soviet taxi driver speedruns illuminati exposure via caps lock fever dream
TEEBY PLOT REVEALED: incomprehensible capslock mysticism ft. typos
inflate your way to fitness with this one weird trick (your organs hate it)
someone discovered the caps lock key and decided puns were a competitive sport
women steal the show at fair extravaganza with maximum caps lock enthusiasm
DIAMOND EYES 999M+ FOLLOWERS ULTRA JAWLINE FASTER THAN LIGHT POP GOD HACKZI
CIA girlfriend arc: when vetting fails harder than the accusation caps
Ginny Robinson (via @wttp3)•
Angry caps-lock manifesto accusing ICE agents of murder via YouTube comment
Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)•
European redditor speedruns geopolitical analysis with zero chill
Glenn Tunes (via @wttp3)•
Two slogans separated by whitespace, peak political discourse
U.S. Department of Labor (via @wttp3)•
cowboy fever dream meets condiment obsession, pure chaos
DHS speedruns fact-checking while screaming about fake news
Homeland Security (via @wttp3)•
Every reporter is a coward (very normal take, definitely)
Bill Madden (via @wttp3)•
ONE POST DESTROYS ENTIRE CAREER (volume cap at 11)
MAGA Voice (via @wttp3)•
Caps-locked fury with made-up stats and a reverse-uno name-calling finale
Brian Krassenstein (via @wttp3)•
met the prez, now speaking for blood & sweat nation
Secretary Kristi Noem (via @wttp3)•
BREAKING: Man yells about radars, Venezuela still unaware
NYPrepper (via @wttp3)•
Thanksgiving rant proves caps lock + zero chill = pure slop gold
Donald J. Trump (via @wttp3)•
bold bathroom take nobody asked for, nobody needed
Did women ask for men in Wigs, dresses with all their bits to be allowed into their private spaces - No!!!
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT (least specific threat ever)
SLOP+ By Barry Cunningham (via @wttp3)
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING AND THE DEMOCRATS NOW KNOW IT!
YOU'VE AWAKENED!!! here's your participation trophy 🎉
SLOP+ By @almalibre7976
SI.....LO ES.HAS DESPERTADO. !!!FELICITACIONES. 💥🎉💯
angry homeowner discovers caps lock and makes accusations
Fuck your PEADO RING up your arse and get the fuck off my property you dirty little bastards!