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Breaking: Tiny spiky balls causing big spiky reactions in newsrooms
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scaremongering coffee apocalypse using sci-fi gene language to sound urgent
Earth's magnetic field flipped and all we got was this scary noise
British tabloid discovers drugs exist, blames Labour, very normal Friday
Unhinged chess master fears government trap, asks internet for military strategy
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BREAKING: man yells at photos for 2 paragraphs, calls it journalism
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When clickbait headlines become personality
Russian apocalypse fan writes fanfic as breaking news, very real
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Deli meat bad, actually same as literally dying in a coal mine
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guy casually offers to topple criminal organizations for a foreign leader
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Daily Mail discovers new way to ruin your morning coffee
Karen Hao weaponizes orange text to warn us about digital skynet
FBI discovers phones exist, warns boomers immediately
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Women's safety as a political prop, now with 93% poll backing
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Local newspaper warns of Christmas plumbing apocalypse, offers vague tips
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Today is PEAK time for a Christmas home emergency: How to avoid getting ripped off if your heating breaks or you find a leak Problems with drain...
breaking: government to ban mics, podcasters in shambles
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Bloomberg speedruns catastrophizing without a single confirmed detail
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Breaking news but make it tabloid
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Three shot during Black Friday attack at busy shopping mall with terrified crowds seen running for their lives Chaos erupted at Valley Fair Mall in W...
Russian propagandist speedruns infrastructure terrorism via morning broadcast
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Miller goes full doomsday preacher, blames immigrants for literally everything
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Expert warns: people praying outside = conquest strategy, very dangerous
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