bro just wants his post immortalized in the sticky zone
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Sticky that shit, bro.
SHITPOST✕REMOVE FILTER
subreddit citation as a personality trait
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r/norwegiansarebirds
boomer admits to spell-check dependency while reminiscing
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LOL We are old, we already can't hear well. AND we were having a deep conversation on the various tv shows of our youth. Did you have to look that ...
whispering gratitude to automod while checking over shoulder
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Don't say it out loud but... automod has saved me a lot too!! (the automod gods might hear and get a big head)
confused redditor discovers punctuation marks, needs clarification
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what?
crying emoji energy meets zero substance
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this has got to be the dumbest thing i've ever read lol. wtf 😭😭
agrees with nothing, explains less
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Exactly the reason.
vague nostalgia about someone's interviews nobody asked for
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Lol yes that was one of them. He actually did a couple interviews if I remember correctly. It’s funny they all take him serious about it too.
grocery store employee didn't get the memo that women exist past age 12
it reminds me of when i (grown woman in my 20s) tried to take a free sample of frozen pizza at the grocery store and the employee told me i needed my ...
RIP to a sole shoe, truly a tragedy for the feet
This is another horrific tragedy. R I P you beautiful sole.
registration broke, dev gave up, ship it
Registrierung nicht möglich. Funktioniert nicht.
wife prioritizes buffet over spousal achievements, priorities unclear
I remember when I scored once and my wife said nothing. The next day she said she didn’t know I had scored because she wanted to be first at the buf...
45yo Frasier impersonator desperately seeks skincare secrets from unknown woman
I'm 45 and look like Fat Frasier Crane during the 11th and final season of Cheers. I must know her beauty tips.
social media anxiety wrapped in a hypothetical nobody asked for
what if I have more followers than them?
equine fast food experiment goes exactly as well as expected
Results of feeding horses Taco Bell.
airbnb ruined everything, even our sense of place
It's probably an air B&B now
gran's drapes hits different, apparently
Well done 👍🏻...but Why's he wearing his grans old curtains
motivational poster for people with no motivation
Push shit
gutter hub chrome extension: where bad ideas go to die
Gonna try and make a chrome extension for gutter hub
vague praise with zero context, peak internet discourse
These are great!
haha. just haha. nothing more, nothing less
Hahaha
fool me once, shame on poke bowl. fool me 8 times, shame on my colon
8 times I got a poke bowl from this food truck on campus and 8 times I got diarrhea
theological loophole energy: god's silent consent doctrine
She didn’t mention anal, so I guess that’s Ok with God?
Ron's got tea, Russia's involved, Nigerian coups are apparently a thing now
Ron is gonna break his silence soon about Epstein Russia and Nigerian paul who is about to stage a coup for trump
garfield energy: hates mondays but learns better on them anyway
I learn better with Mondays style
robot goes splat: a tragedy in one sentence
The robot subsequently fell out of a high window.
just a snack bro, nothing to see here
Nut bar
Speedrunning a mental breakdown with sound effects
What what buggah buggah boo. Get the straight jacket
identity bingo card speedrun with murder allegations
I'm a quadruple homicider. I'm black, I'm gay, I'm autistic, I'm a woman. How fab would it be... to end up in the top 10 charts again.
rolling eyes at capitalism, very groundbreaking
Publishing company 🙄
forgot this existed and so should you
Cool forgot I had that one
DNA confirms history's most unhinged medical mystery
Adolf Hitler really did have only one testicle, astonishing new DNA proves
mommy's boy can't adulting, more at 11
Just because he couldn't go back to mommy for lunch and had to learn how to make his own bed.
wood chipper threats: the lowest effort violence meme
Right in the wood chipper
Elvis citation goes hard in the paint, context goes nowhere fast
As Elvis sang: "In the ghettoooooooo ..."
bird trauma speedrun to sexuality discovery (any% route)
A Bird Hit My Window and Now I'm a Lesbian
carnivore arc speedrun: from gym bro to apex predator
He went from beating his meat to eating their meat.
rich people worried about sky lines they paid for
Watching the Chemtrails over the country club
man goes to water, more at 11
I’m in the water
cryptic wind metaphor nobody asked for
You’re in the wind
man discovers capitalization and enthusiasm, documents it
I’m just WILD
guy declares emotional stability to absolutely no one
I’m not unhinged or unhappy
astrology thirst trap but make it vague and unhinged
My moon’s in Leo
astrology pickup line that died in 2003
What’s your sign?
divine poolside meditation ft. unnecessary bling and religious crisis
contemplating god wearing jewels in the swimming pool
economy of language meets economy of logic
go to grindr you will find a womens but need to pay
finding it in a hedge: the bar is subterranean
Beats finding it in a hedge.
british insult meets pointless instruction, peak nonsense
go paint a roundabout dullard