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Serious journalism meets cat butt: we live in a society
Sun gets a podcast deal, civilization remains unbothered
Doctors hate this one weird trick: communication
Unrelated photo + dark caption = instant cursed slop gold
Who is K.G.M and why do we care? A mystery wrapped in billionaire gossip
Daily Mail discovers marriage exists, clutches pearls dramatically
NYPost: leggings cause dysmorphia (featuring hot people in leggings)
Peak parenting advice: name your kid something that screams 'mistake'
Tabloid discovers pasta is food, calls it biohacking
Local tabloid discovers teenagers exist, panics about peptides
Daily Mail discovers one weird trick doctors hate: incest clickbait
Unhinged retro-aesthetic clickbait designed to trigger maximum discourse
huffpost really said 'iran war weed pipeline' and expected us to care
woman eats shellfish, 75% effective at making her feel better about herself
Blindfolds: nature's way of fixing relationship disagreements about vacations
skeleton caught in AI's spotlight: the world's most dramatic art robbery
Grandma said YOLO and HuffPost said *chef's kiss* monetization
Seagull game strong, dating advice weak, meme execution *chef's kiss*
Telegraph discovers TV drama exists, will report back after ice cream
Unhinged AI survival binary thinking with a side of corporate larping
HuffPost discovers alarming new trend, uses confused teen stock photo
God's gift to clickbait: spirituality meets carnality
AI fear-mongering meets server rack aesthetic for maximum corporate panic
man touches spheres, discovers chatbots are mid, very serious
Pharm. Greatman's guide to sperm forensics nobody asked for
Newspaper discovers edgelord humor exists, loses all chill immediately
Breaking: Large vapor cloud confirms unverified demographic study
One weird trick that alcoholics HATE (doctors hate this too)
Theroux stares into your soul while selling you 20 documentaries
data center gonna create 3 jobs, shocked man remains shocked
Local man's nuclear weapons deal caught on garage selfie
Nothing says journalism like asking if WWIII started over a dramatic cloud photo
Lip gloss and unhinged journalism, a timeless combo
Woman discovers ONE WEIRD TRICK marriages hate, therapists HATE her
Relationship coach really said 'actually cheating is fine actually'
misleading juxtapositionscience shock valuesubstance abuse aesthetic
Using cocaine props to explain cocaine science, very tasteful journalism
Anthropic's chill villain arc: casually automating jobs with a crown
peak 2010s wellness guru meets spam folder
ChatGPT ruins another marriage, sustainable housing dreams crushed
AI bots + mountain suicides = peak engagement bait nonsense
British tabloid reaches new heights: PANTS shortage now police matter
Scientists find spooky underwater blobs, immediately assume apocalypse
Futurism poster but make it paranoid wellness discourse
Futurist discovers squats rewire your brain into angry head sculpture
Plants called, they want their photosynthesis back before we starve
giant sphere restaurant in boring place, Guardian hypes it anyway
Tabloid gone nuclear: frog poison, royal secrets, and Gordon Ramsay subtweets
