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She got factory reset so hard she achieved enlightenment
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She got factory reset so hard she achieved enlightenment

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A Facebook/social media thread showing comments where users are making jokes about someone receiving a 'slap' so hard it reset them like a computer. The humor builds through metaphors comparing the person to a device being rebooted, shutdown, or factory reset, culminating in absurdist references to the Shaolin Temple and year 495 A.D., with the final comment joking that the victim recovered so fast they immediately moved on with life.
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