Telegraph discovers NHS's wildest hiring strategy (extremely fake)
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Woman too smiley for jail, dentists blamed for harboring fugitives
Grandma's on the hard stuff: a pharmaceutical horror fever dream
Peak tabloid energy: when HBO drama destroys civilization, apparently
Daily Mail discovers paint cans are actually criminal masterminds
Newspaper had a stroke and decided to publish it anyway
tabloid brain but make it incomprehensible word soup
SHOCKING: Red car does the thing, text has a stroke, nobody understands
Peak unhinged: tabloid meets corrupted text file in fever dream
peak slop: pharma conspiracy meets stroke victim's fever dream
Dua Lipa invented rave music via au pair life hacks
