CNN caught hiring sentient missiles as geopolitical analysts

A satirical news meme from The Onion depicting a CNN news broadcast scene with two anchors at a desk. The caption claims CNN failed to disclose that a pro-war panelist was actually a Raytheon DeepStrike Missile, a military weapons system. This is absurdist political satire critiquing media bias and defense contractor influence in news coverage. Extracted text: CNN CNN Under Fire For Failing To Disclose Pro-Iran War Panelist Actually Raytheon DeepStrike Missile the ONION