Telegraph discovers porn films can demolish underwater pipelines, gives it five stars
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Diplomatic speedrun ANY% - panda% route - failed engagement checks
Jamaica speedrunning world peace with one weird trick
World peace failed because of ripped jeans, apparently
Peace plan speedrun: 11 oils, sprinkle of needy validation, missile included
Mossad's TikTok intern strikes again with deepfake dignity
Pentagon's new psyop: weaponized avant-garde vocals
US military: why buy new when enemy tech is already broken?
Unhinged threat to delete the internet over hypothetical missile posting
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if the president can assassinate from home, so can i from bed
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Claude vs ChatGPT dictatorship elimination leaderboard
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Elon discovers homophones, solves world peace with puns
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nobel peace prize speedrun: venezuela vs nazi germany, who did it worse?
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it's kind of insanely on the nose how maria corina machado is the second ever person to gift away their nobel peace prize and the first was some guy i...
UFC octagon goes constitutional, democracy now has a submission hold
Twitter diplomacy meets Venezuelan counter-troll in the darkest timeline
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Germans conquer Greenland with terry cloth, 2024 colorized
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meloni speedruns diplomatic crisis via mcdonald's raid ideation
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Exiles discovered dictators also read fan mail, apparently
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betting on wars like it's fantasy football, very normal
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JPM realizes Venezuela's silver stash exists, instantly plans intervention
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guys we made a joke about war crimes but said dont translate it so its fine
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The kids who made bombardillo crocodillo knew they shouldn't be mocking the victims of bombing in Gaza so they said don't translate it @MmmPpp-ym3wy-...
NATO trembles before tiny Pacific island nation
NATO is not ready for a war with Tonga