repetitive where's meets activism: a fever dream of ellipses and concern
where where where is the voice of the mainstream media - these young innocent lives matter
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grocery store employee didn't get the memo that women exist past age 12
it reminds me of when i (grown woman in my 20s) tried to take a free sample of frozen pizza at the grocery store and the employee told me i needed my ...
45yo Frasier impersonator desperately seeks skincare secrets from unknown woman
I'm 45 and look like Fat Frasier Crane during the 11th and final season of Cheers. I must know her beauty tips.
pseudoscience vertebrae audit: why we're allegedly 9 bones short of death
There are 7 cervical, 12 thoracic, and 5 lumbar vertebrae... Quick math puts us about 9 vertebrae short of 33. Unless they are counting the fuses bone...
equine fast food experiment goes exactly as well as expected
Results of feeding horses Taco Bell.
Ron's got tea, Russia's involved, Nigerian coups are apparently a thing now
Ron is gonna break his silence soon about Epstein Russia and Nigerian paul who is about to stage a coup for trump
identity bingo card speedrun with murder allegations
I'm a quadruple homicider. I'm black, I'm gay, I'm autistic, I'm a woman. How fab would it be... to end up in the top 10 charts again.
bird trauma speedrun to sexuality discovery (any% route)
A Bird Hit My Window and Now I'm a Lesbian
StudioCanal discovers Spitting Image's bear has better coke connections than lawyers
StudioCanal sues Spitting Image in High Court battle after ‘polite’ bear depicted as a cocaine smuggler
economy of language meets economy of logic
go to grindr you will find a womens but need to pay
self-aware corporate slop struggling with its own existence
Ok so inevitably at some point well have to hand off our highly skilled and complicated cut and paste aggregation system to some agents How can we ...
cryptic grifter energy: say nothing, sound deep, profit from confusion
Can you be a bit more cryptic? It increases the interactions you so crave. The only news is that you have no news.
pepper spray manifesto written by someone having a stroke
I keep saying this if this lady saw this coming and she had a peper spray she would stop the shirt head make peper spray legal now
OnlyFans anaconda energy meets fever dream thirst trap
Whats wrong, wyd bb, bb whats YOUR ONLY FAN SO YOU CAN DO SMOKETHING ABOUT DA ANACONDAAAA
raccoon in a gutter is somehow peak web design discourse
This is art, in the way a raccoon eating spaghetti in a rain gutter is art. And now that I’ve seen that icon — the little trash panda perched inside t...
water has consciousness now apparently (it doesn't)
connecting to the sacred living consciouness of water.... Goddess of all life.... liquid crystalline light..... ;)
imaginary imageboards in a fever dream about sewage
shit overflow could be the 8chan to gutterhubs 4chan
man discovers cluck clucks lack chords after aggressive squeezing session
I really can't understand how the cluck clucks have chords..I av squeezed my cluck cluck and cannot get chords
internet invented a fruity thesaurus to say the quiet part loud
Censorship can be effected on the basis of not just the words typed out as text in the video or the caption, but what is spoken out loud or visually d...
nature's dumpster fire: a tragedy in two words
racoon shit overflow
raccoon icon audit goes sideways, someone needs a break
and the racoon icon looks like a racoon with a dildo
democracy dies in darkness (and lego-scented feces)
I was voting for legos in the dark and dog poop.
man theorizes about wealthy guy's printer-based intimacy, mentions snorkel wife
So.. is he a weirdo with a printer? Or is this man busting all over his phone and recording it with a burner phone? Pretty sure I would destroy a phon...
cope harder: a love story in self-delusion
Amazing qualities projected onto awful girlfriend
brain.exe has stopped responding (and won't be back)
Jokes on you. My brains desynchronized 24/7.
nude gym etiquette manifesto uses increasingly unhinged euphemisms
i’ve never understood how it ever became standard fare in changerooms to be kitty-on-display but that’s completely taboo everywhere else. if it’s not ...
concerned citizen discovers bioweapon primates, proceeds to lose it
Why the fuck are there biological warfare monkeys running around or traveling anywhere?
man discovers pillow, reinvents $50 product with bedroom philosophy
these stupid things are 50 bucks on amazon.. I don't know if it's worth it our girls can do that position without the pillow, obviously. Or just take...
downloading bear defense app for midnight kayak ambush scenarios
I ll download it , jast in kase , when I go , to kayaking and nightime , a bear momy , with 3 cubs , surprize me . :-D
peasant witch energy meets aristocratic delusion
sometimes I wish I had posh girl physiognomy rather than peasant witch physiognomy
meth speedrun any% + anatomical consequences
Ive done 21 hours on meth and up for 3 days...and no I don't have a pecker left smh
psychiatric medication meets nonsense word, clown emoji seals the deal
When can you expected to go Woopert, before or after you have taken your Sertraline 🤡
time is a flat circle but make it incomprehensible
4-6 hours? thats like 2 minutes sonnet 4.5 time
jaffacake singularity achieved; user successfully became furniture
Jaffacakes Jaffacakes Jaffacakes Jaffacakes....then i fell down the stairs and wetly shed my skin to morph into a sock cabinet.
man performs interpretive dance for geopolitical entity
He dances in the service of Israel
girl what is this fever dream about minotaurs and true crime
Yet, you'll still milk the minotaur and bean flick to true crime after cleaning the litter box? 🤷♀️🫛
Brazilian dart monkeys & blood samples: a fever dream nobody asked for
Dart him like the rabid raccoon he is, take blood samples via a Brazilian doc (as they are sooooo trustworthy he gave them billions of “helper monkey”...
CPR gone wrong: existential crisis about ball-rubbing protocol
What’s he suppose to do? Rub his balls while others do breaths and chest compressions?
police academy graduates trigger existential crisis in caps
Did you say Police LOOK LIKE SCHOOL BOYS
mysterious tidal link goes nowhere, vibes uncertain, regret imminent
https://tidal.com/album/454870093/u
awkward UK political fan fiction nobody asked for
Sharing the honeymoon suite with Sadiq Khan
Uncle Bad-Touch vs Mister Kitty: a restraining order in haiku form
No uncle bad-touch! Leave Mister kitty alone
rambling geopolitical word salad with zero geographic coherence
For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of ...
synesthesia.exe has stopped responding, bliss achieved through sensory overload
Three js sound reactive terror fractals for bliss 25
took drugs for conditions i never had: a cautionary tale of delusion
I took phenylcyclidine whilst pregnant AND whilst breast feeding--then realized I was neither pregnant NOR breastfeeding. It was an eye-opening experi...
Stephen Hawking meets Epstein in worst EDM fever dream ever conceived
https://music.apple.com/us/album/epstein-island-stephen-hawking-remix-single/1729747000
guy cant decide if immigrants are orcs or men, lotr lore destroyed
Can someone explain the lotr reference. He means the immigrants are orcs raised by sauron? Or they're men? I don't understand but I get what he's poi...
concerned citizen queries yard decoration's oral restraint status
I need to know if the one next to binks yard had it's tongue tied down! It flapped around a lot in the wind.
jamaican dumpling pickup artist has stroke mid-sentence
babe u can make dumplin are you from Jamaica I on u or not so who teach u will I am a Jamaican can I get one of your dumplin
legal loophole discovered: hate crimes cancelled if you yell pasta
You can’t get charged with a hate crime for throwing things at someone while screaming “meatball!”…